Are u tired or lit?
Real real tired this morning, the kinda tired where your face slips off the desk because your face is floating in your own drool. People kept askin me if I was baked cause I kept having the dream where u fall offa cliff or sometin, and my leg would hella twitch and I wake up with my head near the floor and my teacher sticking 12 inches of ruler up my nosehole. Usually its all bueno to sleep a bittle lit in class when your compact and unnoticeable, but I was prolly snorin lika mutha. Anyhoo, did I mention this is the second time typing this gdam post…cause I accidently exit’d out of it :P.
And did I also mention star testing is lame..mucho lamo? Indizzle. But its not all bad, ya know the school thinks they can make up for exposing us to hours upon hours of excruciating mental anguish by decking the halls with bells and holly…and muffins and shit. (and by shit I mean more muffins). Anyway, one of those chics was like, “hey cracka ass, you want summa dis muffin right herr”? and I gave er one of those half asleep responces, “fuck muffins”
Still real tired..I wish powernapping was a sport, and I wish we could play doubles :D.
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Cruisin down the street in my ’64, jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes, I went 2 the park to get the scoop, with my mac 10, on the sida my hoop..spottin spottin the game runnin round left n right , its so groovin, its outta sight. Flow shoes dunna good eh? Werd..
Ya know whats re – god – damn – diculous? Stizzar testing, I don’t even like tests without stars, why do me and you hafta take this shinanigans? No good can come from this, less your the intellectually superior race. Just kidding, I got much love for the Asian Invasion! Alrighttt…

Bumble
Whats with these homies dissin my girl?
Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these guys, that made to so vio-luntt
Oohoo, but you know im yours
And I know your mine
I hadda whole post typed up again, had a weak lil poem and everything g’dammit… Todays Easter, I’m pumped, are you? Got up and ran yessaday, check out the pics here. It was a long one too, seven miles I tink, my feet look so nasty, all blistery and haggard ;). I would take a pic but…jus be glad I dint. You ever seen Matchstick Men? That movie iss grrrreat, yes indeed.
Don’t really wanna go to school tommorow, rather gellin like redneck felons. Damn thinkin bout what I ate this week..prolly drank like half my weight in milk, kinda nasty to think about, and like…20 bananas..no joke..bananas and milk and qualudes.
God dammit I really don’t wanna go back to school..usually I kinda want to, like most people, be nice to see everybody, but…ya know, theres always the waking up part…and doing work. Plus I still have THIS to look forward to, and I think I hafta finish a test I started the Friday before break started..g’dammit. Make love, not war.
Observations:
Sunday comes soon, there is a cure for the pain, and shelter from the rain
I believe in a thing called love
So the thing about the gay dude:
Me n Stephan (Pinky) are sittin in front of the movies, when this guy totally glares at Stephan, than looks at me all googly – eyed. Then gave us both another glance, than he proclaims his physical attraction to me and asks me if Im gay or straight..now I’m not homophobic or anything, but…iono dudes jus like me I guess..whatever. So of course I have to say “No man..im totally straight, but my boyfriend here..100% gay meat, do with him whatever you like. So as Pinky is being carried off by the belt loop, he does this. mmmm hmmm
Oh and I found my Bob Marley disc, “Chatin down to Babylon” easily one of my Top 3 favorite albums of all time, case ya dint know. Ill let u hear some if u wish so kindly. I’m workin pretty diligently on that Biologia right bout now so I can get back to Pinky’s and get my swing swang on knaw mean brah??? Werd.. But I’ll have my cell wiff me. Yep..is it Sunday yet?
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