Merry Christmas & A Blurry New Year
Ohhhhhh what a night it was at the ol Adam pad, the crowds had indeed gathered, I stepped in with E+I, we wouldn’t visit “A” till later that fateful eve. A party ketel of one was waiting for us, morale was high, and Clint & Iwere ready to rough a buddy up if they intended on breakin the mood. My brosef Ian seemed to be havin himself a time pimpin one girl after the next. Big ups.
This guy with the Citrone is my newest friend, and we both share a liking for the “west side.”
If you dig scmokin dude Luke and dude 2 and dude Max.
Plenty-o-females, that one on the left was tryin to tackle me all night. Fantastic. Heres the Wang, this was the only pic she allowed me and other press to take; she threatened to nun-chuck my balls. There were nice girls too though.
These SOB’s came sportin wine bottles, fuckin hookah heads. Anyhoo, things got a little hazy for me around the time of that last pic, kinda self evident in a pic like this anddddd this.
At some point we ended up leaving with our DD Emily and drove safely over to Ashleys , watched the ball drop through sinking eye lids, blurry vision, and slurry speech, and if that’s not attractive I don’t know what is.
I think it was about 2 in the mornin when we departed and headed back to Adams to take care of unfinished buidness, things were still a-crackin thugs were still a-thuggin, Beck was still fucked up and thizz faces were still bein thrown around. Thank you Adam, thank you.
I forgot to wish all my peoples a Merry Christmas the last time I spit somethin on this thing, I myself had a gay old time in Pacific Grove, chillin with some dogs my wonderful gramma and an uncle with a new monkey, oh and hey what do you think of hat?
I sold my computer so I write this on my moms craptop, I plan on building a new box soon enough, and when I do I will add a shitload of new videos including Dan’s Nipple Piercing Clip, Umpy’s Firebreathing, and the Drift Session. My babygirl gets in tommorow though, so consider me busy biotch.
– Top 10 Science Things You Didn’t Know
– ***** Unique Design Site *****
– Remember SkiFree?
– Asian kid shredding the shit out of his axe
– Jinge Bells Backwards
– Bruce Lee Training Movie
Licensed : NB Goes Mobile!
You heard right bitches, your favorite seventeen year old ridin shotty with mommma is on his own tearin up the streets. Consider yourself blessed if you see me rollin down the ElCo with an illegal passenger or five, give me a wave as I shoot past you doin the posted speed limit in my 24-cylinder ’93 celica spittin fire out my tail pipe. First night with my license, Pinky and I met up at top of the world and made out and shit, not a bad first night.
I haven’t taken so many pics lately largely because of the fat fucking tear on my cameras LCD screen so I can’t even see what the fuh I’m doin, and that shit aint copasedic lemme tell ya…Anyway, I manage, snappin some shots of my buddies of little or no gang affiliation; notice the empty thing of nachos in Jumbo’s hand:priceless.
My yearbook assignment was to document the Junior Class, and that I did, heres some female underclassmen and some more like Katie & Dana. Oh and I shaint forgot to include the classic Kelsey Ballard / Danielle Murray tongue2tongue naked makeout session; and heres my chic with Kristin, dunno if they were gonna make out but, it mighta been a possibility.
So Ally is the shit right? Yeh…she is, and so is her thizz face when she’s munching rug…I mean garden salad.
Oh and to Miss Lynn, that one pic of your ass has about a bazillion hits, more than any other photo in the whole gallery, which is more than 2,300 photos, BE MERRY!.
Work goes well, I like sitting at a desk and looking outside and touching big servers and wearing fly ass polo shirts, and workin with this poor sacka shit 3 hours a day 3 times a week, it’s family buidness bitch and it’s good times.
Fuck you Finals. Don’t study, eat these hotlinks instead:
– The Chapelle Theory
– Tom’s New MySpace
– Kevin Federline School I.D.
– Crazy X-Mas Lights
– ************Solar DEATH RAY************
Halloween – No Bologna
Friday night my head hit the pillow at 8 oclock so I could be rested to run across the golden gate at 6 the next morning. Saturday night my head hit the porcelain throne after a hard hitting eve with Eebs, Dallas and the boys, photos of our act would be more than incriminating so I used my better judgement and didn’t post any. For the most part, I dedicate this post to Halloween; one of the best damn holidays besides Kwanzaa and Good Friday. Halloween at Aragon high school is usually a most enjoyable day for anybody who enjoys eyeballin females in neccesarily skimpy attire and what not. My eyeballs however got their jus from eyein m’lady in this hot lil number. By the way, I was a frickin nurse, and by the way, I had a following. I was a little disapointed at the number or costume wearers this time around, I guess I’ve been spoiled from years past. I like cowgirls, that Amber gal on the left of yours truly delivers a powerful massage, and all I could remark upon her costume is that her hat looks really expensive. E+A were plumbers, boy oh boy they could plunge my shitpipes anyday. And if your a man of crack, I suggest peepin this and / or >.
At lunch I did what I normally do when I have a camera at lunch and pass out free mammograms to random beezies, milfs, and giant mounds of pubic hair. I did a little bencpressing while in full costume. Shoemaker broke a weight in half thanks to his superhuman brut force. And thats what that was about.
When the sun went down, the midnite crew assembled and we took to the streets. Now I’m a man of moral, one who believes that thou shall not fuck with another man or womans automobile and I will shun any peer who disreguards my firm belief. Egging, keying, and/or hurling bologna on someones car is fucked up and a half, Nick Brady would choke a bitch if I had a hunka fuckin meat on my hood. Anyway, we didn’t do too much, drove around, scared some little kids pretendin to be security at a middle school, miss Emily, threw shaving cream, than I threw it and it exploded with the desired result. By the way, tell me Em herself doesn’t look exactly like Ville himself in Ian’s wicked ass beanie. Food for thought.
Also, download the newest hip hop club session: numero dos
– **** November Babes ****
– Egg Art
– Real big croc
– Chuck Norris Facts
– Virus Game