Licensed : NB Goes Mobile!

You heard right bitches, your favorite seventeen year old ridin shotty with mommma is on his own tearin up the streets. Consider yourself blessed if you see me rollin down the ElCo with an illegal passenger or five, give me a wave as I shoot past you doin the posted speed limit in my 24-cylinder ’93 celica spittin fire out my tail pipe. First night with my license, Pinky and I met up at top of the world and made out and shit, not a bad first night.

I haven’t taken so many pics lately largely because of the fat fucking tear on my cameras LCD screen so I can’t even see what the fuh I’m doin, and that shit aint copasedic lemme tell ya…Anyway, I manage, snappin some shots of my buddies of little or no gang affiliation; notice the empty thing of nachos in Jumbo’s hand:priceless.

My yearbook assignment was to document the Junior Class, and that I did, heres some female underclassmen and some more like Katie & Dana. Oh and I shaint forgot to include the classic Kelsey Ballard / Danielle Murray tongue2tongue naked makeout session; and heres my chic with Kristin, dunno if they were gonna make out but, it mighta been a possibility.

So Ally is the shit right? Yeh…she is, and so is her thizz face when she’s munching rug…I mean garden salad.

Oh and to Miss Lynn, that one pic of your ass has about a bazillion hits, more than any other photo in the whole gallery, which is more than 2,300 photos, BE MERRY!.

Work goes well, I like sitting at a desk and looking outside and touching big servers and wearing fly ass polo shirts, and workin with this poor sacka shit 3 hours a day 3 times a week, it’s family buidness bitch and it’s good times.

Fuck you Finals. Don’t study, eat these hotlinks instead:

– The Chapelle Theory
– Tom’s New MySpace
– Kevin Federline School I.D.
– Crazy X-Mas Lights
– ************Solar DEATH RAY************

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