Spring Break ’05
Oh how I missed you all so very much! Spring break set a new standard for what is “the shit” and what quite frankly…no longer is. Example? beer pong is the shit, bobbing for diet A&W inna tub full of ice…no longer is. But I’ll get back to that..Now how many of you can say that you and your buddy fuckin tripped it a buncha hours and even more miles to Cal Poly to stay wiff his brudda and his frat fellas? Cause…I can say that. Musta been about five or six hours my ass was lucky enough to plop down on Eebsies heated, reclinable, leather seats in his smooth sailin vehicle. Ten CD’s and two Double-Doubles later we arrived at the SAE house and were greeted with quite a view not to mention this chilled out herbivore that goes by Grant. Lotta shallow days and hollow night spent at this pad, video games were played, bombass steak was eaten, and Eebs and I both got to know Brooke the dog. Oh yeh, they had a goat in the backyard too. AND an outside couch that pictures were takin on, hell, Eebs got one in as well. That’s really all the photos my conscience will permit me to put up, we got reps to uphold knaw mean? Let the imagination soar on that one 😉
Onwards to Santa Barbara, home of the sexy ass beaches and very laid back bicycle riders (as oxymoronic as that sounds). There we stayed with Eeb’s sister, in her amazin abode that she was inhabited by her fellow sorority sisses. They didn’t have a goat or anything but they get to walk in their backyard every morning and look out onto this. Santa Barbara seems to be a hellova place, did I mention the beaches?
Now..me and Matty boy got down jus about every night but our biggest night had to be the Santa Barbara Houseparty…It went like this: two keggers chilled by Mr. Kegorater, mucho sausage, females looked like they were facing extinction cause I only saw a couple, and by a couple I mean one and two. I forgot to catch anyones name at that fiesta..but by the end of the night they had all heard of Brady and Eebs, the rugby playing Yale students visiting family in Santa Barbara. I made buddy buddies with terminator, these guys, jesus, these bias, shit man, even made frisky with Eebs himself. I duwanna list anymore peopole so I wont. Few hours into the wild and crazy rumpus we departed and made our many unfaltering steps down the street, past the bob marley house, stopped so Eebs could water a bush, and took a picture mid-sneeze. 4:30 rocked and rolled around, our bellies ready to foam back up any minute, so we fell asleep in the car. End of story. Morals? Park close.
Got home last night and took immediate advantage of my newfound bronzey glow and headed over to my ol pal Sasha’s, she’s the one who was rockin the soda filled ice tub, dint stay too long, in fact…I kinda jacked some of her guests and brought em back to my place for popcorn and lemonade. Room was pretty full but we made do. Natalie made an appearance too, with her busted ass cholar bone. Buncha the ladies threw together some flyass fan signs, Melissa made one, Natalie did one, and even this girl did one (whos name escapes me..)
Oh by the way did you happen to notice the April Fools MySpace page? Eh, eh? :D. Good junk eh? Jeez some of you fools take some shit hella seriously, I got about four assloads of e-mails from my most concerned of viewers and angered bias who swore to never come back to NBHQ and even some creepy emo fools who wanted to swap pics. Ixnay on the emo trash, thanks anyways. Love and peace sweethearts.
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San Juan V.S. Big Brady – The Lyrical Faceoff!
[21:47] KING nicky KID: my jokes are lke my rhymes, for of impeccable, sensational with little compassion
[21:47] KING nicky KID: im swimmin like a shark while you sit in the kiddy pool splashin
[21:47] KING nicky KID: with my words, with my lines i can tear you to shreds
[21:47] KING nicky KID: with my height, my insight i can burn right through your head
[21:47] KING nicky KID: my flows, lyrical blows, aimed right at your soul
[21:48] Juan: brb biach
[21:48] KING nicky KID: my #2, my ballpoint, my weapons of mass construction
[21:48] KING nicky KID: its done now, fully cooked, and ready for your consumption
[21:49] KING nicky KID: if you cant handle that juan baby, your gonna burn your tongue
[21:49] KING nicky KID: if you dont have a taste for glory, than baby you gonna get stung
[21:49] KING nicky KID: if you think you got what i have, to make words sound like music
[21:50] KING nicky KID: than i got what you need, an overdose of creativity, that would probably make u feel sick
[21:50] KING nicky KID: this shit is like your straightass hair, its jus sproutin from my head!
[21:50] KING nicky KID: this shit is like REALNESS, better believe it before i end up killin ya dead!
[21:50] KING nicky KID: pretty fly for a white guy huh, and yup, im still flowin
[21:51] KING nicky KID: pretty sav for a straight guy, your blows are still blowin!
[21:51] KING nicky KID: that shit i said bought your brown bretherin, i said that shit jus playin man
[21:51] KING nicky KID: that shit i said about bringin you the fury, i was for real on that man
[21:52] KING nicky KID: im holdin this rhyme tight, smoke is comin up from my fist
[21:52] KING nicky KID: im killin you madtown bitches with this lyrical shit, and big juan is first on the list!
[21:52] KING nicky KID: i guess i forgot to tell u i write once and while
[21:52] KING nicky KID: i guess i forgot to tell u j-baby i can make it that extra fucking mile
[21:53] KING nicky KID: madtown click mutha fucka, my favorite fucking sound
[21:53] KING nicky KID: madtown click mutha fucka, rep it till u tie or else you be reppin the ground!
[21:53] KING nicky KID: who gets what from the flee market now mutha fucka!
[21:54] Juan: haha
[21:54] Juan: u suuuuuuck
[21:54] KING nicky KID: hahah
[21:55] KING nicky KID: i win
[21:55] KING nicky KID: asshole
[21:56] Juan: check it … my shit hott like plasma i breath harder then asmah bitch you can fuck wit mah stamina
[21:56] Juan: im a real murda from the streets…. all i kno is a hoe n some weed
[21:57] KING nicky KID: bitch shutup man the clock has ran out
[21:57] Juan: lol
[21:57] Juan: u mad
[21:57] KING nicky KID: my mind runs laps around you, all u can do is stare without a shout
[21:57] Juan: im not gonna spit at u cuz its not worth da spit
[21:58] KING nicky KID: im in the lead fucka im whiter than white (no pride in that )
[21:58] Juan: my mind intelectual… i spit shit like a natzi.. u can say fuck hitler when its really “fuck me papi”
[21:58] KING nicky KID: im engaged man, focuses killin u with spite
[21:58] KING nicky KID: [21:58] Juan: my mind intelectual… i spit shit like a natzi.. u can say fuck hitler when its really “fuck me papi”
[21:58] KING nicky KID: hah
[22:00] Juan: HAHA….. u kno ur mad
[22:00] KING nicky KID: 😀
[22:00] Juan: u suuuuuuck
[22:00] KING nicky KID: haha
[22:00] KING nicky KID: this is tight
[22:01] KING nicky KID: no no no man now its time to show the love, show the respect
[22:02] Juan: lisent kid i play no games…. cuz if i write ur name on a paper ur place would be replaced … im a madtown boie comin from da 650 dats da land of rough scream gettin hyphy wit ur wifey in my white t and my nike’eess
[22:02] KING nicky KID: time to say juans my boy, when he kills, there will be nothin left to resurect
[22:02] KING nicky KID: hes like that guy you seen on your block, makes you wanna lock your fuckin doors
[22:03] KING nicky KID: hes like that dark shadowy figure man, you can run to your gun, but you’ll prolly need more
[22:03] Juan: i fear no man… so if i go 2 resurect let it b today.. cuz im not like biggie or pac im ready 2 die .. fuck a gat nigga lets scrap it out.. cuz i aint NEVA SCARES catch me in a 64 with a BAG of YAY
[22:07] Juan: u tiered of flowin cuz you realized i aint neva scared and will keep going to the wheels break…. but ill let you kno dat ur a MADTOWN boie white in da outside but multi-colored in the inside wit a place in da palace wit no doom dats THUG’s MANSION with a bottle of brew
[22:07] KING nicky KID: he fears no man, yeh thats for sure, got nothin to fear but juan himself, fuck the what man? i know you scared sometimes, but i know u always stay
[22:07] KING nicky KID: sorry bout the pause homie, i was jus out spittin at the hottest of gals
[22:08] KING nicky KID: sorry bout the break homie, u musta been out chewin out bitches n hoes with your pals
[22:08] KING nicky KID: your styles and my style, were some worlds apart
[22:09] KING nicky KID: you rule mars while i rock the moon, combined we can end before other cats even begin to start
[22:09] Juan: haha
[22:09] KING nicky KID: this collective collaboration man, somethin like nothin ive ever heard
[22:09] Juan: u should flow it us one day
[22:09] Juan: for da fuck of it
[22:10] KING nicky KID: those mars cats, those moon babies, should run and hide cause we know they skurddd
[22:10] KING nicky KID: nah i cant flow
I don’t know how this all came about, but whatev, good times, got much love and respect for San Juan of the Madtown Click and I really gotta finish that site for them one of these days…I have been workin on the new NBHQ layout, though, heres the teasiest of teasers that’ll make you wanna rip your eyes out and hurl them at the screen…Please refrain because you’ll need em for the newly redesigned photos section:
So I didn’t mean for this to be a less than par post but, I think I’m overdue for a shitty post since they’ve all jus been so darn sweet and tender lately! I mean…it’s practically falling off the bone! Anyway, Friday will be another best day, this weekend? Practice with The Marauders? Eh?? We shall see, we shall soon see ya lil jerks. Oh and Fuck hitler.
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The Goblets of Rock Were Raised!

Yeh well I hope you know this is the third time im typin this sonofabitch post out, I accidentally closed the damn thing twice already, rabbits foot don’t fail me now! So lotta haps in the past few days love bein busy tho knaw mean? Anyway, Kai and I, we was chillin at my palace, really up to no good, he was in the front room gettin his pater walo skills on with my big black ball while I was in my room, tryin on lingerie. This went on for far too long until Eebshit us up, hard, apparently he wasn’t the only with the jones in his bones for rockin. It was rainin out, but we don’t have a very high combined brain cell count, I had my guitar strapped round my neck slippin and slidin down muddy declines while Kai tooka leak, that’s a hot pic huh? Whatever, freaks…got to Eebs, ran the last part with my axe swingin like…testicles..or something, which were also wet. Jay Kay. Anywhoo all I had was my acoustic so I had to compete with the awesome power that is the strat / marshall amp combo!. And with its powers combined! We were rockin like beasts! It was mad good times man, I got all black and white, seemed to catch on too, cause eebs got it too!. Hell man it was addictive, Kai himself tried to get in on the mix, but he needed a little pat on the rear to get his little ninja ass in gear! Soon enough it was like a collective jam 18 strings in the mix, 6 hands workin overtime to find that rhythym so that Eebs could ignite it with his flaming solo, and I was doin my hardest to lay down the fly rhythym. Battling axes man, me then Eebs, yeh we was jammin alright jammin hard, and that was that.
Jus realized I haven’t been to Pinky’s in some days, that’s no good like I said, Imma busy bia and dontcha ferget iot. Went to the gym with my pops yesterday, I made him lay straight across the benchpress structure and I repped him a couple of times, no biggy. Yeh, oh did I mention he left the keys in the ignition and locked us out of the car? Our phones were in the car too, remember that low brain cell count I mentioned earlier? Well its hereditary. We walked home from the YMCA, a good hour and a half speed walk, with my pops thighs squeaking together all the while, but it’s cool cause I was too, coulda started a fire with them things, or at least make some sweet cricket music. Got home to a locked door, oh did I mention my dad left the keys in the fucking car?? So I had to hope my girth-alicious gluteous maximus through my dink ass window. Whatta day hmm?
I was talkin to Ash the other day, apparently, after falling victim to dumbass-itis she finally got her pics on her digital camera to transfer onto her computer, and I share some with you now: heres that one of me and ash where I got a faded smile, TEE HEE ^_^. heres that one of me carrying miho cause she was takin a little nap at Eebsies new years bash. Actually all these pics Ash sent me are a few months old, but far from stale! Heres a crew shot of me and my drinkin buddies. I like this pic cause Matty boy is a lil seepy himself, oh how cute! Speakin of kizzute, heres Eebs and Kelly and Eebs and Meg, quite simply precious!
So todays Monday, some holiday? Maybe? All I know is it’s hella nice outside and I got about infinity assloads of homework I gotta do now while all the other boys and girls play jacks outside :(. All is bueno though, this was pretty the best weekend ever, I have a very deep appreciation for scary movies, huffalump mutha fucka!
Before I leave you all, wanna let ya know that the rumors are true; I am sorta workin on a new layout for the site, I think imma keep the whole dropdown menu thing cause I’ve got nothing but positive feedback about it, but if you wanna be a jerk guy and talk some schmack feel free to e-mail me at [email protected] and say it to my inbox bia! Azn Fury himself suggested I go in a orange and blue direction, and I know better than to get on his bad side, so I’m thinkin NBHQ is orange/blue bound. Keep checkin back for updates and sign my guestbook again 🙂
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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I Cant Rhyme, Neither Can You
Happy Valentines days you stupid jerks! Up until this year this is a holiday that has always been dreaded by yours truly, this year was an exception got some very wonderful cards from some very wonderful people, the candy gram that never reached its destination made it all happen though ;). “I wanna get you flowers, buy you a garden, I wanna give you the sky to dive in” that’s for that special one :). Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central, LA, today was a good day.
Ok so before I get carried away with some holiday, lemme jus ask you this: Are you ready to rock? Cause I am mutha fucka! So after my late afternoon powernap, I was jus chillin with my dog while chatting with hot babe online, so much so that it made me glow! Anyway, pausing the babe chatting, I had to get ol tina equipped to handle the rain! I gotta say, she looks pretty damn funny inna poncho, iono why she got so pissy…
So the Grammy’s eh? Ehhhhh?? Yall see my boy Kanye jack all those trophies? Did you see when he grew wings? How many red bulls? And me and Eebs are in agreeance that he gave the most badass acceptance speech of all time “People askin me what I would do if I didn’t win this year…I guess we’ll never know.” Whatta savage beast! And I know you all saw mi amigos, the Los Lonely Boys, and I’ve been tellin you they’re good, and did I lie? NO! And if you are still denyin their greatness…than tenemos carne…
Man no one drinks more water and more milk than me..I go through 24 packs of agua weekly! Gallons of milk..cause thats how the big boys do it, strong bones, and watery bellys. It’s very possible that I may be craving this because I might be pregnant…im 16 years late! 🙁 …Anyway this is turning out to be one of those weird posts I spit out every once and a while..dunno if it’s a good thing or a bad thing. Humm, you guys can send me an e-mail at [email protected] if you have some kinda cool thing you want me to post, or put on the site somehwhere..I gotta few ideas up my pants but not many, send me an e-mail bia. And Sign the guestbook, after you comment of course :).
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