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Denny’s Crew Resurrected

8:30 A.M. on Wednesday morning, May 11th 2005, while most little boys and girls across the country are dilligently working in there sweaty little classrooms, and suprisingly temperate portables, I was jus starting to part ways with my wonderful slumber. It takes me about two and a half rolls to get completely out of my double sized bed, and as my toes graze the shit-colored carpet I find out no one I know got killed in South Central, L.A., and shit man, I prolly wouldn’t even have to use my A.K…Today is a good day.

I guess I forgot to mention the reason why we got to mosey into school at 10:00 was due to our teachers and PTA ( the same PTA that supplied every classroom with shitty ass air muffins during STAR testing ) protesting the Governator’s proposal to cut sommore dead prez’s outta the budget for education. Needless to say, the student body was outraged, and myself along with my peers were no exception and felt that the only way we could civilly deal with the matter was to formally congregate over several plates of “Moons over my Hammy” at our our buddy “Denny’s” house.

Went to the Ninja’s house first, stared at his doors ( which are LOVELY by the way ) while he got his numchucks and katanas..Finally, he emerged brandishing his, camouflage-yellow ninja vest and traditional ninja-star satchel. After all weapons were accounted for, we went off to go meet up with Denny and the boys. We found Dallas and JoeJoe meticulously reviewing everything Denny-boy had to offer, Curran starred into space in a most profound manner while I immediately zoned in on the best effing dish at Denny’s. Leisurely and efficiently we consumed fluffly, buttermily pancake after pancake and we think Curran might have even had his way with one of em. And jus as fast JoeJoe inhaled his bacon we were outro, schoolbound, and late as fuck to class, Dennys-Style Bee-hatch.

Come to think of it– I still had my camera at school, and come to think about it even more, I remember snappin some! Fancy that. Here stands Leibs, my main meng, who’s kindness and grace is only exceeded by his freakish intellect. His Intelligence Quotient speaks for itself: 8,000. For god sakes, look at the ridiculously artistic photographs he takes of something as everyday as hot cheetos!. I know everyone knows my Fijian friend Leonard , Lenny, Fiji fuck, whatever, well I made this for his myspace. By the way, fuck MySpace and fuck YourSpace. And with that, I leave you with Mario, and a very special kung fu hump.

Peep this badass NBHQ dedication my number one fan drew on his folder, John Ferrel is the man. And Alisha sent this one in and theres like 30 or 7 more here.

Warning : This post is almost over and I still have a bunch of irrelevant pics I need to share so I shall do my best, here goes : Elephants makin the whoopee. Kitty in a shoe. Scary ass shit, and I hate poo.

Notice how the news is kinda…stickin out of the lines makin everything look borderline fucked up? This is because I upgraded the script to the newest version, fixes a lotta bugs and vulnerabilities makin NBHQ.NET way more secure than yesterday and jus as secure as tommorow! I will tweak it more so everything looks nice and less along the borderline of fucked up. And I’m runnin Bay to Breakers on Sunday, I plan on finishing before all of the Kenyans, so…wish me luck.

– Genius Company Name
– I’d prolly step on these by mistake
– Hella addicting game
– some other dude named cahill
– some other dude named brady wtf?!

A Noche Con Mi Homies

Spring bah-reakkk babyyy, a time for relaxation, a time for lustful fixations, and a time for CELEBRATION BITCHES! Better believe I brought the NBHQ Cam to school on Friday, Tony must have been tipped off or something cause he came to first period rockin that badass Chevy’s hat…We too thisthis really cool pic too, and if that doesn’t cure your erecticle dysfunction nothing will..cept maybe this…, which would be the nasty ass sinks that our science class which also act as a convienant trash receptacle. Alex is the only kid I know that can sleep standing up, while making that rediculous bird face. As usual, third period Electronics was the shit, had a pot luck of ginormic proportions, Matt did the truffle shuffle (1.7 mb), and got thumbs up from Tyler and my number one fan John, but not long after the rasing of the thumbs, my fan numero uno and Tyler went back to their supercool sword catalogue, try not to chop off a thumb guys ! (good one) Fast ass forwarding to the joyful trot from my last class to clear out my locker for the break I was fortunate enough to witness the ritualistic pre-spring break wall rub, but than they saw me so I was obligated to join in , sadly it didn’t last long and the entranced ladies dispersed and Emily stuck it to me. I’m thankful that I lived to tell about it and be a part of sucha cool photo. Check out all the photos from school by clicking here.

Night fell, the moon went up, liquid remover of my inhibitions slowly foamed out of my cup, and man oh man how the evening was great, how it was loud, how the one smile turned into a crowd, and the head in window turned out to be friendly, it turned out to be smug, the four lips combined followed the curve while they both cut up the rug. I mean…these sons a bitches came to my place of residence, so did this guy, and this one oh and don’t forget the ninja. Brett schmoked about twenty-seven black n milds and even got momma Brady hooked…shit man Brett man was all up on my momma, that made both Kairon and me put on our scared faces. But if you think about it..Brett man was all up on Tina too…soo…anyone like emo’d out pictures? How bout pictures that turn from dark to light fast enough to trigger your dormant case of epilepsy? Hey, brett blew chunks, embarassed yet fufilled Chunks left shortly after, (if you don’t get that joke check you are deserving of a kick to the colon). Heres the video of Brett yaking – Here ( 2.7 MB ). Needless to say he passed the fuck out
and spent the night on my couch and I bet he smoked about fourteen more black n milds in his sleep. That was that. Oh and doesn’t it look like Kai is playin the air keyboard here?. Check out all the good times that were had by clicking here.

Check out the badass drawing that big trav spent like two weeks on. And YES that is supposed to me on the floor passed out with an “NBHQ” shirt and Kai behind the fishtank. Oddly enough you can spot both the Virgin Mary and Hay-zoos himself painted and framed on the wall, which is supposed to be the “irony in the piece,” Trav the sav.

One more day till the 17-year old Eebs and I depart for Cal Poly and Santa Barbara so we can thourougly “review some campuses” and what not. But in that day prior I give ya my word I will do my more than least to try to get the majority of the content uploaded so the 404 guy can get his come uppins! Hey do me a fave? Sign the book

– Pimp my tank!
– So cops cant get your plate number
– Sideways Room
– picture of the infamous fingertip in the wendys chili
– how to tell a kid his parents died
– Roids anyone?