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Yo Quiero Mexico Ese! – Beach Mishaps – & More

I’ve been meaning to share my opinion on Mexico for some time now, you guessed it you little brats…todays the day. First second and thirdly for all…Mexico is the shit. Period. No, I’ve never been there, nor have I studied the countries history in dept, but yes I have eaten more burritos, enchiladas, tamales, and quesadillas than I can count in Spanish. Every Mexican fella and chica I’ve ever met have been good people, and wont someone PLEASE think of the tamales? So effing bueno.. Oh and Horchatas? Don’t even get me started on dem; creamy cinnamini nectar of the gods! Holy smokes! And the marioches? Latin tunes? It really doesn’t get that much better, I mean sure we got some funky shit in thats in our own native tongue but we don’t have Eddie, the salsa freak. All that said, let it be forever known that I endorse Mexico…pinches.

This would be the first post I’ve made since returning to school since our spring break days, and boy howdy, it was definately super dooper seein everyone schlappin hands with my bloods and mah crips. Now some argue that our fellow Aragonians (schoolmates) aren’t all they’re cracked up to be, I myself, I got love for everyone at our school, and even some from your school too, there is plenty to do in San Mateo, California and dontcha ferget it. Please excuse / disreguard that ramble.

Last Sunday was supposed to be a big beach get together in Pinky’s hometown of Pacifica, suppose to see a fair amount of lads and lades show, supposed to be a nice time round the fire with some S’mores cookin on sticks and what not..What we arrived with was a backseat full of ladies chompin at the bit to chew on some delicious graham-chocolate-mallow goodness, one crazy ass kelly, a miho, and charizard. The beach was cold, made my nose runn fast, made me run and hide in the car, made me laugh when Natalie dug hole tryin to start a fire on a coldass beach. However, a note, for future reference, raw S’mores aint too dang shabby, and Note #2: Natalie sucks at fire starting, and Eeb’s has people skills. Thats all I have to say about that. Oh and Emily fuggin ripped my chin off cause she was really pissed.

As I post this today, Thursday the seventh day of April the two thousand fifth year, let it be known that it was a little bit of a no good very bad piece of shit day. It started with the aching of a skull, continued with the unknown exposure of the fly, and onto jacking on my lunch and ALL the way to fiff period when I got no less than SIX days of em effing detention. Before I go on, I must give a prelude to this re-god-damn-diculousness…I gots the weight lifting class 4th period right? Before lunch it is, and ya’ll know I be pushin mad iron over my head and offa my chest so proper hydration is essential in sustaining an optimal workout knaw mean? So everyday I come equipped to schoo with my gallon jug of wah wah and gate-rade and down dat shiot like it’s foliage to Grant. Needless to say I gotta empty my piss gun every so often so I don’t drown in my own bodidly secretions, so I gotta badger my teaches to go to the jon. I ask my fiff period meng to go pretty much on the norm, he usually grants such a request but I guess he left his midol back in the Miata and left me denied and ridden with the dreaded pee shivers. Anyway, my testicular fortitude took over and I strolled outta class whether the raggin teacher liked it or not, it was either that or an afterschool trip to the mall to buy new pants…I come back in and bang bitch…6 days of detentions? I ask you, now…my peoples…comment on this one, should I serve these sons-a-bitches?

I haven’t quite gottan ALL of the content back up yet but I got some of the important shit up; AIM icons are up, heck, I even got some new ones up. The April Fools MySpace page can be accessed and two more brilliant motion pictures in the Videos section. 1. Storytime with Shrek ( 6.8 mb ) and 2. Pooping Joe ( 1.9 MB )

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Girls Who Visit Coastal Shores

First and foremost I wanna know if you know jus saw how much ass Atmosphere really kicks…Have you heard this track? If not, I demand that you click it lika professional clicker and download it. Jahhh brahhh its dat good.

These two ladies had a lovely outing at the beach the other day, and my friendly photography correspondent Ashley Slocum captured some of the good times. Here gazes Emilylookin into the deep blue yonder, and here squats Ashley acting like she can’t get any blonder. HAH! Rhymes! And exclamation marks! And check out this kickass NBHQ dedication, hell yes, keep up the wonderful work ladies.

Now that I got that out of the way, I gotta rant and vent about how lame one of my neighbors is. First off lemme give you a little backround on the guy, he moved in about…less than a year ago im guessing which makes him a fresh fucking fish in this “community” that we live in. He’s old but not eldery, freakishly tall, (about six-foot fifteen im guessing) and on many occasions has offered to babysit. I can remember one time I could hear his T.V. blaring from downstairs and when I went to go check what he was watchin, cause im snoopy like that, and I stumbled upon this! Now that we established that he’s a frickin freak, (frick to the max), check out this letter he pinned up at like 5 different places in the building. “Footprints in the community,” yeh I bet he likes feet too, maybe he’ll appreciate one size 14 footprint up his colon! I don’t know why this bothers me so, I jus think its a dick move to bitch about shit like that, I gotta deal with the hippopatamus upstairs that makes the ceiling creak, the barking dog who swings larger testicles than this shitstick. And if im the “bass sound” that he speaks of than thats even more of a dick move, fuckin “day sleepers” can kiss my gorilla ass and getta job. Eat my bass jerkoff. Rant Completed.

Saw my dawg, Randy, at my school today when he shoulda been at is, creepin up in his blackass regal, like a big ol..stealth bomber, cept loud, and not stealthy. I tried one of those crest brush-up things too, ya know the lil strip you put on your finger and rub your teeth with? I gotta praise the guy from Asia who thought that up, and I gotta give props to the American s.o.b. who jacked his idea and overprised it. Only reason I got it was cause that bigass Travis had about infinity samplers in his makeup bag. Lucky me, my grill feels spectabulous!

Oh and another thing! Much to my dismay and I mean MUCH, my damn iPod is full! No more space, 15 gigs filled up, am I the first person in the universe to ever do this? Cause if I am I want a medal, no joke, with lil diamonds that spell out my name, filled with crystalf. Bitches, and when I day, I wanna how I wanna go out.

I don’t have much to say about the new layout, haven’t made a lotta progress on it, busy I guess, gonna go see H.I.M. tommorow night, hell yes! Lotta concerts in the next month or so, PEPPER! (will be soooo goodd), Atmosphere (hopefully), and Zion-I. Wow good times ahead. But about the layout, I still don’t really know how to go about it, more input would be appreciated, hah that’d make a funny slogan for a pair of undies haha. Anyway I fixed the guestbook so that you can finally add a pic in there, so go sign it AGAIN…domo arigato bitches.

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