Boxliftin, Football Spectatin, Slang Bangin Bia
First of all that drawing is badass, took me far too long to get it posted. So I dint go to school on Friday mainly because im far too fainéant and because im to fainéant to pronounce fainéant. So I spent my early hours sawin logs till my pop pop came by and called for my boxlifting expertise. He had 1600 pounds worth of African brochures to deliver to…Africa or somethin, so I helped em move what there was left. Filled the trunk with the shit, took about seven years offa the suspension and than we achieved white trash status when we bunjeed the shit together.
That wasn’t very funny or interesting was it…? Well neither is this: Central Coast Selection (CCS) Championchips for football were on Saturday, and by dang we were in it! Thats right honey bunches of Dons! Red and black coated the field against our baby blue and spoiled cream white opposition. Aragon VS. Serra, clash of the rich and richer. May I jus say that I was jittery with excitement, but that could have also been attributed to that shitty energy drink Kairon gave me. The game was pretty damn close the whole way through, till we went into overtime and packed the fudge outta the Serra boys and their spirit boys. We won, they lost we won, they baked cookies.
As for that Kelsie all the fellas tip their hats to, well she got invited to a team sleepover party where there were alledged accounts of massive hot tub abuse, and …well I guess thats all she told me about. Anyway I jus had to comment on that cause the invitation was jus too darn cute to overlook! Allah knows how much I like cute sundries. Oh and did I mention I took a pic of Kelsie’s ATM machine?….Oh.. I didn’t?
– Funny lookin kid
– Pepsi Twist
– My idol
– My pal and I
– Anti – Bush Game
– Another Anti – Bush Game
– Download Eminem – Encore Album
– Download new Beastie Boys Record
– Download Evanescence’s shitty record
– Local news: Bout that San Mateo guy who drives around in the truck with the abortion photos aka the sonofabitch guy
– NBA Riot Footage!!!
I am the Bullgod you Understand?
Today was the day I spent conversing and rehearsing for this speech that I would deliver to you masses.
Now I could use this dark cloud to pull it over my face or I could turn it into steam and steamroll your asses.
My conceptions were conceived through hard hitting heat and cold running sweat
Some locks were made to be picked and this safe isnt safe, one more twist, thats my bet
One more turn, one less scream, one more turn, one less wrong,
Two more times and the voice is gone, two times and theres no more song
I like to listen to the Ghetto Boyz – My Minds Playin Tricks on me over and over lately, I play the beginning two or three times before I listen to the rest, I rewind it after about 8 seconds and listen to it again and again. I like when Randy comes over and we go to get chinee food and he orders crap chicken and tosses his penis mushrooms at me while I slap him with my pork fat. I think people that speed up as they drive past us in cars are cool, and I think its cool when people honk in tunnels for no reason. I think that it’s not cool when people try to trip me when I’m trying to run up a steep dirt hill because im liable to soil my chin, palms, and undergarments. But I still think pork is cool.
John Ferrel almost electrocuted himself in electronics today, I’m glad he didn’t cause hes a pretty cool dude who bangs his head on hard desks, so I’m glad hes alive and can / will do it tommorow. Heres to you Johnny Boy!
So this chic I used to see back in the day got in a little scruff witha paparazzi splooser, and her bitch asks WASSSUP? is a most questioning position, while Justin is doing this, Cammy jacks the camera and runs to the nearest pawn shop so she can hock it and buy crack to smoke with her friend Brit.
NOTE: Site should be fully functional by Monday, and should be kickin ass by the Monday after.
– Very cool song, Sav C – Actions Speak
– Ghetto Boyz – My Minds Playin Tricks On Me
– Download Sean Paul – Dutty Rock Album
– Download Jay-Z – The Black Album
– Would you eat this?
– Hobo’s rapsheet
– Mugshots
– Funny rock throwing game
– Zoom in hella
– The Tower becomes the Towed
– Videogame Smut – Funniest One
– Pimped out bed
All I Know is Everything
First of all, its 9:27 PM and my momma jus made din din for herself, rice with something, fills this whole place with a fart-like aroma that tugs at each one of my nose hairs, damn thats vile and I’m not even the one who has to eat it. Second of all, my good companion Cahill got hisself a FOUR DAY SUSPENTION for getting caught changing his grade, my grade, and Shell Fish’s grade in our english class, me and Shell were careful not to divulge to anyone that Cahill did it, but he balled it out and confessed. Aint thatta bitch, I hope his parents don’t chew his ass too hard, cause he needs that ass for women fishing. Keep yer head up Kay-Hizz.
Did I mention I got my student ID card today, looks jus as normal as the other two but I think the flash scared my hair into a frantic state. Who knows… I can’t sleep, my mind keeps racing around and I think about everything too much, and I don’t mean that in a profound wannabe EMO way at all, I jus miss slumber. It’s like im theres a constant debate in my head and I’m contemplating the differently between logic and moral, and how to cope with hate and anger, and love and hugs. Either way not a single drop of drool has touched my pillow for some time now, and i miss waking up to the smell of my own oral secretions.
You notice how Jay-Z has been mixing his Black Album tunes with what seems to be every artist lately? Well there was the Grey Album where DJ Dangermouse mixed JAY-Z lyrics with Beatles tunes and that was bitchin as all get out. Than I see Jay himself bouncin around on a stage with Linkin Park and that was the shit to say the least, and now, which I’m sure almost no one knows about cept for me and Pinky theres the Double Black Album which is Jay-Z and Metallica, good god it’s awesome, I haven’t found a full download link yet but you can click here for a little audio sample, which is assloads better than nothing. Enjoy.
– Come Closer
– Design your own Superhero
– My Superhero
– Some weirdass…text thing..movie
– Star Wars Episode 3 Trailer ( For Pinky )
– Buy one of my friend’s computers
Nod Your Head To This :
Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow, back to my home I dare not go is where I went with Kels yesterday. It was a pretty smashing marsh, Kelsie counted dead crabs while I sank into quicksand. Sugah was sure to take a buncha pics of the place, so I share some with you now : 1 – 2. Anyway, we played hunter, I won but got mud on my tootsies. She took a pic of my backside and one more of my sideside. Oh and did I mention I sank into quicksand?… check out my monster tracks. By the way, theres nothin more romantic to a woman than slippin and glurpin around in a mudswamp next to our county’s landfill, jus look at the evidence, ya know she loved it.
So apparently my former best friend Russel Jones, also known as Ol Dirty Bastard, fell victim to an untimely death at the age of 35. The press said he jus up and dropped it like he was hot right in front of his home. We’ll miss ya Russ!
Oh and Scott Peterson…GUILTY BEEHATCH, no shit it only took the jury three shakes past the hip to come up with a verdict, ya blokes!
– Do You Want 2 CD’s?
– Wanna hear poop?
– Scary Ass Flash Movie
– Lonely Dog seeking a casual encounter