Eat Up Fiends
Havent said much inna few days eh? Now I know you fiends pump this shit in intravenously so I guess i’ll share the petty details of a typical “HAPPENIN” Friday at Aragon High School. Well first period I have science, or physics…or something like that where we do labs and stuff, not much to do so we got Ana to lick a battery that was pretty funny, notice how hard shes gripping the pencil, hah! Than good time party boys third period when we pretend like we know what the hell the variable capacitance of the integrated circuit on the solderless breadboard is…While some get frustrated, others throw up the shock and salute. Some find a good book and fancy showin pictures to the illiterate. All the while Leonard ( my boy from Fiji ) is sittin there chillin, and bigass Evan who’s roughly six foot fifteen points those massive middle fingers to the ceiling that isn’t far away. But the photo that takes the cake, the donut, and probably more than I can list, is this bad boy right here, click it. Oh and heres of a very cute couple.
Lunch was cool cause Kai was eatin his lil dumplings and we glared at the shitdipper freshman who showed blatent disreguard for caution tape and lock up there shit inna flippin danger zone! these guys enjoyed it.
We had an assembly with Reveran Kyles, the guy who was with Martin Luther King Jr. when he was shot down and killed, hes in the famous shot of the guys pointing towards the fleeing assailent. He gave a killer speech, I watched it twice, makes me wish I was a brotha.. I took his picture with Danielle, San Juan, and even one of me and him. Cool guy…Leo dug it
So how bout the game eh? I gotta say that the bowl was a little bit of a bummer, no booby flops, no Ashlee Simpson shitups, and Ruff won 300 bucks… I don’t know though, I think my uncle did ok. The commercials were cool, I liked the funny ones..Well thats all I gotta say…shut up…comment
– Cant stop laughing at this
– Can you lick your elbow?
– Funny Prank Call
– How G’s do Google
– Geek NBHQ
– Foil…
– Only in Russia…
Six Five Ohhhhh Thats Livin
So the other day Randy picked me up from squaragon, and we went cruisin cause it was sucha grand day outside, and pretty shitty inside. We saw our far shares of views, drove across the bridge, chill speed ahead, the water at our side, and if you don’t believe me, heres another shot. Seems like a lotta cats my age are gettin bored with this great city / town we call San Mateo, for all those felines, I would suggest that you get out and go see something like this, or something like this, and trust me, it looks tight. Rollin around in Randys regal onna clear blue Tuesday is a hellova day, and aint that jus right that we finish it up with some delicious fine mexican cuisine from nachos?
The week is a week thats been pretty damn killer, haven’t gone home after school inna while, spittin tapioca pearls at squirrels with Pinky, ( with no intent of harming helpless creatures ). Splittin my fingers open pluckin his rusty guitar strings, eatin all his dads tasty pastries, while listening to his dehumidifier type out a message. It’s the house he lives in man, its the memories, the fact hes gotta move, its the facts the wondering if I’ve got somethin to prove. Oh did I mention I’ve been writing again? At this epidemic of a pace, did I mention, I’ve been spilling again and its because of your curvy face? Call it a revival, a new muse, call it what you will, the only thing, the everything that I know is that I have a lot to spill. I got more pages of words than I really know what to do with, once I come close to being down I might start postin some up here but for now I expect you all to hang at the edge of your seatss. I’ve been listening to a lot of different stuff lately so that might kinda impact my style, for the most part its all Atmosphere and The Beatles, and some Satan-worshipping death metal that Kizz hooked me up with. So I guess I have a writing style its sorta dark angry and timeless :D.
My rooms “a big shittin mess” as my momma would say, haven’t been home to clean it, which is clean in itself. I wanna change my room around, fake people out so they think it’s bigger than it is, maybe take down some of these posters that I’ve had on my wall since middle school. It’d be nice to change a lotta stuff boot this house, I don’t like having a fat guy live upstairs, hearing the damn ceiling buckle every time he migrates to the crapper is something a little disconcerning. All I can do is retaliate with a cute little woofer and some beat to my bass..
So its February now, January was a pretty good month for NBHQ, about 15,000 different people visiting, a little over a million hits and about 70 gigs of data served and received which is a real assload. I was checkin out the stats, lookin at what words and phrases people type into search engines when NBHQ.NET is returned and heres what I came up with:
free animals xxx
playstation3
free xxx stocking picks
animals fuckin xxx
why female barn owls wingspan bigger male barn owls wingspan
animal fuckers
grunge hats
spiderman tribal pics
i need to buy a house for me and my dogs
san mateo and brady
funny video bear and treadmill
mare s urine in lipstick
lush burger
funny gross shit
phobia of peanut butter sticking to the ruff of your mouth
fat girls in party hats
shit house babes
some very very very scary girls and boys
Now thats some crazy shit, and you guys, whoever is typin this stuff in…you some weird guys and gals thats all I gotta stay… 😛 Now im flippin exhausted, and I need to go hit my shower as hard as I can and dry off thouroughly afterward 😉 Oh by the way, last month posts, along with all the other posts every made can be found here, that is all..
– Coolest Jump Ever
– Little Machine Sculpture Things
– Penguins are soo cool
– You never know when you might need…
– Best Honda Ever
– Video Game Wallpapers
Aint Nothin But a Gangsta Pawwwtyyy
Holy moly a hellova time was had last night too bad Matt Ebert was in D.C. shakin hands with the prez or something…misssinnn outtt bro. Luckily my boys Kai and Jojo could attend so my ride was kind enough to pick those guys up. Of course the dog was ridin along but JoJo dint seem to mind. Got to Kelly’s, she ice cream and other tasty treats waiting, Colleen was doing her homework and no one else was there yet so we drove over to our place for me to buy the bizooze, 3 bags and fitty dollas later we were back and the things were getting warmmm. Em and Ash showed their fancy faces, Ryder was in la casa Rob musta drank a bottle of sav before he came over because he was reakkinggg of it, my boy doug showed and even my cousin Colin came and he was packin heat too as you can tell..Maybe I forgot to mention some people…or a lotta people but hey wha ya gonna do? Hugs were givin out for free while others were charged. No fights, jus some “my man aintcho babies daddy” between Em and Ash hard for me to regulate anything or summon my bouncer powers only because gravity seemed to be kickin my ass..and after that sippa paradise things jus started to get a lil trippy and from there it was all flashes and poses. Good times though, Kelly knows how to lay it down thanks for another action packed eve girl.
So I joined up at the YMCA the other day, kinda shabby but the weights are heavy enough and the price is right. Lotta naked saggy ass in the locker room and the aisles are narrow, you do the math..I’m keepin my boxers on, my junk heavily guraded, those smirks better not be for me…The whole place kinda smells funny, maybe its old guy sweat or maybe it’s young guy sweat, either way its pretty haggard.. Nice to workout somewhere besides the school though although they’re about the same in terms of everything, cept the weight room at school smells more like dust than geiser/youngster sweat.
Check this thing out that Kai put together in his calculus class. Pretty attractive if I do say so myself hes got the talent, hes got notion hes got what it takes to satisfy every emoootionnn hes the sneaky little ninja that cuts num chucks your mind, hes got style hes got grace and hes also very kind.
So as for the site, I’ve been promisin and deliverin a little, hopefully that will change soon, but maybe it won’t, seems like all the biggie sites that were around when I started the game and downsizing and goin the way of the blog, don’t know whether to stand strong or cave lika lilll bitchhh..Either way imma try to stay above the rest and deliver what I got better than anybody else, till than, you gotta go sign my guestbook
– Calvin and Hobbes Snowman Tribute
– Badass Rubber Band Gun
– Worst Album Covers Ever
– Childrens book…about weed
– The Official ANTI Haley Joel Osment Site
– Images from the Hubble thing
– Airplane Napkin Collection
– Go scrape that shit up
!Fright Night Con Mi Amigos!
Started out like any other day, Leo was over eatin my food, and hoggin all my dogs attention…Then! Randy gives a ring says he’s on his way over. Hopped in his rrrrregal and headed towards the abandoned insane asylum, no reason really, jus wanted to see who would piss themselves first. Leo and I were the first to venture out of the car…past the fence…past past this scary shit to this bridgey lookin thing. Oh did I mention there were ghosts? (Here, this one is easier to recognize ). Anyway when we came to the door it was pretty freaky cause whoever had formerly occupied it clearly had little or no reguard for sanitation!. Jus shows how ruthless they were cause there was clearly no shortage of trash receptacles. Windows were all busted…man that was some scary shit, we gonna go again next weekend fo sizzla though :D.
School tommorow bitches, iono bout you guys but I will out partying with this guy while you learn about numbers or whatever. Cudos bitches!
– Drum for weezer!
– Bill Gates Aint Right..
– Seperate the balls..
– Would you like a roundhouse kick from these badboys?
– Weed, California
– Frickin Awesome
– I made these when I was a boy
– Fat chics in Party hats