Ba Rumpa Bum Bum
Today is officially the first day of our winter break, and there are officially five days till Christmas! Hope everybody is havin good times with friends and family, and not spending time readin this :D. I got to sleep at 2 last night and woke up energized at nine. Kinda odd hmm? Well I got a lot of work done on the site, got the Nostalgia section up and updated the music picks section after months of collecting dust. Erected the new Shoebox Systems page, which is some pretty crazy shit Pinky and his bro came up with. Archives are up, so now you can go check out every post I’ve made since September 2003! The Radio got some new tracks that I highly suggest you give a listen cause they’ve been keepin my eyes a-ringin fer days and days. I jus found the photos from my Summer Tahoe Trip, so if you dint see em when I put em up the first time, check em out now. Notice how my hair was super straight? And normally its…not…That’s the Tahoe altitude baby…altitude. If you’ll notice on the right hand side I added a little drop down menu thingy for my buddies who are sportin those super cool xanga/livejournal pages so if I forgot yours lemme know by e-mailin me at [email protected].
Oh and one more thing, I finally made some linkback buttons that kinda match this layout, I show them to you now:
So if your looking to affiliate with me ( and I am always looking for new cool sites to plug ) hit this page up. And sign my puckin guestbook ya little jerk!.
I’m off to Boston Market for a homecooked meal, gym later tonight, chill session with the fellas maybe on the menu as well. Shabat Shalom mother fuckers.
– Typical Bicyclist
– Bush and Hitler
– Osama Claus ( FUNNY SHIT )
– X-Mas Miniputt
– Shitty Pop Singer Alert
– Fun with DooDoo
“Ougtta Be Ashamed”
These were the words spat back at my bud Tom who I stood with at lunch with today to protest the presence of the Army at my school. Now listen im no treehugger or anything I jus don’t like these recruitment jerkoffs tryin to pull a fast one on my friends and haul em back to Iraq. I’m not down for that so I tucked my balls in and stand with oddball crowd that are opposed to the war and the army. Than there are the other guys, the guys and girls that spell “Loser” with a fuckin U that have their own Bush shrine outside their trailer, whatever. Fuck Bush. Im still for this guy.
So I got some pics back from safeway, some back my birthday party in August, and some were some homecoming the other night. Why jus look! Heres one of
Me and Ruff, and why heres another of Randy himself! Than heres some more of Me and Kelsie posing in front of her house before homecoming, heres one more.
Now jus to let you know about the site… I am aware the dropdown menu doesn’t work in all browsers, such as anything under Internet Explorer 6.0 and Netscape based browsers, this is because the iFrame that the news is loaded in blocks visibility. To correct this I have to implement a new dropdown script, which might take me a while to code. Unless someone can find me a crack / serial for DHTML Menu Builder v4.9.010 Retail it’s prolly gonna take me a few days. Besides that I plan on updating the babes section with at least 40 new womens, and I plan on rebuilding the Photographs section, the Radio is functional with a lot of new tracks but it looks like hell, I plan on fixing that too. So jus lemme work on those things and soon enough NBHQ will be goin strong.
– My old waterpolo coach
– Write your own speech for Bush
– What MJ would look like now without Surgery
– Tie your shoes like a pro!
– Jay-Z Linkin Park Info + Sample Track
– Self-Evacuating Robot
– Willy Wonka 2005 / Starring Johnny Depp?
– Poop Guide
High and Dry, Buffalo and My, My, My…
Well yer I jus gert berk frerm Tahoe, but first I gotta post boot some unfinished buidness.
First and foremost, summerschool is way over no more wakin up at the cracka crack of dawn (9:00). Lookin back on it, it wasn’t all bad, havin Randy as my own private chef was the shit, Big R’s got the talents. Although scarfin down jurassic omlettes on the norm does jurassic things to your cholesterol, I’m plumpin up quite nicely. Jolly good. Anyway, the last day of summa skizzle, I had my first babysitting job, the victim you ask? Little Whamo, I would respond. Now for those of you who haven’t been fortunate enough to make Big Whamo your aquaintance I would urge you to do so. But in case your skills of inference have gone like the wind Little Whamo is indeed the little brother of Big Whamo / Tim Swartz. The kids aboot three and a half, and didn’t stop moving for the few hours he was over. The solution? Whip out my old batman costume See Lil Whamo in action here (video).
So the same day Kelsie was over and I felt it necessary to give the gift of fruitball to her, and I must say, she looks pretty hot witha batting glove and bat in hand, and very dangerous. I’m sorry to say I don’t have any footage of the actual peach-bashing taking place, although you can take my word for it that my girl can blast some produce meng. Anyway, after about four minutes of concentrated fruitball action we had to refuel with a bagel (chocolate chip), and a cake. Three bites of the cake later, she had collasped on the couch, kinda weird how she sleeps in poses huh? 😛 Throughout that day my mom was actin a ‘G the whole time, gots ta be reppin 650 bia bia. Oh and if you notice her hand, we had to tape her fingers like that cause she can’t make that sign, har de ha ha. Oh and the hat you ask? Won that in Santee Cruz, at the Boardwalk, the ‘ol guess how fast yer gonna throw the third pitch, three guesses, and six bucks later, it was Kelsie who guessed the lucky 74mph and VOILA, the pimp hat was mine. **Forget what I said about not having footage heres da Sugah in action fakin me out (video) & swing anna miss (video).**
Ok so that was like three weeks ago I know, now lemme talk about the week I jus had in Lake Tahoe. Anyone who has every had the pleasure of truckin up to Truckee or bringin their sugar to Sugar Pine knows how bitchin of a place it is. The scenery is jus…(not to sound corny) breathtaking, everywhere you go your encircled by the immense woodlands and you can catch a glimpse of the crystal clear waters whereever you go. If you wondering where I stayed, rest assured (as I did) that our accomodations were more than suitable, and by more than suitable I’m talkin a 3-story cabin with TV’s in all 5 or 6 rooms, pool table downstairs, 3 decks, nice ass bathrooms, a deer head AND a trash compacter la cocina :D. As for the daily activities, well folks that all ranged from powering down Sugar Pine river inna inflatable raft to pretending to know how to wakeboard. Scopin stars wiff Eebs, jammin wiff Eebs, shootin pool with Eebs, doin it all with Eebs. The Barons were there the first day, so we gots to get worked at the table by Nick Baron himself. Yep, one thing that was a total trip aboot Tahoe or at least the wildlife, was the fact that there wasn’t a single squirrel, but the place was loaded with these lil Alvin, Simon and Theodre chipmunk fucks, and it was pretty crazy how many butterflies were outside chillin, Eeb’s theory is that it’s matin season, so the butterflies are jus dancin around till they find anutha supafreak to get down with. There were so many of these lil buggers around that some actually made there way in the house check out my video of em (kinda choppy).
It was my first time up therr to Tahoe, and I got a lot of firsts out of the way, like..1.) the whole thinkin I have the motor skills and/or coordination necessary to stand upright on a wakeboard being slowly tugged aboot by boat, it was cool anyway, and nah Eeb’s couldn’t get his 6’4 (and a quarter) ass outta the water either. 2.) I got to try buffalo wings, kinda weird how I’m almost 16 and my tastebuds had never been invited to the spicy buffalo wing party, thats the shame of the game meng. 3.) On our last night there I gotsta get my grubs on with some actual buffalo meat in the form of some gerd arse steak, but come to think of it, it was damn good eats the whole time I was there.
Another crazy dealio aboot Lago de Tahoe was the insane altitude and lack of humidity. I was NOT diggin that aspect of it, I prolly came across as the most jumbo spaz sportin nosebleeds, and …jumbo spazness. Oh and my doo! My precious hair, got all outta whack and got all straight & thin, prolly cause it was jus so damn dry outside than as soon as I step outside the car when we get back to good ‘ol Mateo it turns into this. Insane.
Overall I’d hafta say that Lake Tahoe with Eebs and co. had to be one of the most badass trips of my days, and bein there wiff my bro Eeb’s jus further amplified the bitchiness, and I think the only way to end a my 2 cents on the trip would be including this flattering photograph of Matthew Ebert knuckle-deep in his own rectum.
So that was than, and today is today, woke up as early as my dad was late to pick my up and haul me over to Tracy, CA to my Uncle’s pad so I could pick up this thousand dollar racing bike that I’ve been lookin forward to. On the way there we spotted this bloke on the road, and I instinctively tooka lil video of the wasian (white-asian-wannabe). Yeah and my cousin D-rel was therr as well cool cat if ya ask me, and my Uncle…well check out these pics of him in his dept of homeland security gear and try…jus TRY to tell me he aint the baddest mudda round dem parts. Yep, so we went Kayaking in the morning, and I went home with this bike crazy colors eh? I would concur.
Yeh so I hope your glad im back to posting, Pinky did his duty but I think its time he go on hiatus:
Now is Then
Member when I said I’d fill ya puckas in on who to do and what to say? Well, well, well…gather round chillins! As I said last weekend I took my baby to Chinatown, that was good oriental fun for the whole family! Oh it maybe scary at first, the cuisine looks like its something us normals might need some getting used to. I would have taken more pictures of the eatables that lined the shelves and floors of the narrow sweaty little shops run by discruntled medicine men, but this thirsty ferocious friend was having none of my antics on that very day! In the distance, we heard the somber bellows of a those chinese…violin…things that seem to be all the rage for asian senior citizens, it was than when idea struck, my sugah thought “Her!! A nerkel erta shert herm erp” “Good thinkin sweets!” And so it was. We would insert our loose change in the coin slots of many of the various street performers that one chinese day than we ran into this one dude who exclaimed “YOU WANT ME FUCKING MAKE BURN YOU?!, we scidoozled, but I still found time to get my gAnGsTa lEaN and…those lil dolls are spooky as all get out. And thats all I got the gas for tonight folks.
Sunday was the day of the father and my dad and I ferried ofta good ol Angel Island, the immigration station of the of the West Si-eed. It was cool stuff, but if your into islands, and insightful poetry I jus sorta pissed around while I waited for my dad to catch up. Click here to see pics of the Angel Island Run.
Ok so back to the nature at hand..Keep in mind im talking about shit that happend over a week ago because …jus because..anyway I was doin a little power sanding on some old weights that I sorta got handed down to me, I think they were my great-grampas, so think about it fellas and foolas, the weights have gotta be at least a hundred years old, but weights are weights, and my mom says she doesnt want me lifting her anymore. Whatev. Anyway I was tryin to get somma the excess rust of those sons a bitches cause no one likes dem gritty weights. As im doin all this, shits flyin everywhere, sparks, fragments, the werks. Keep in mind I wasnt wearing any kinda protection at this point cause I couldn’t find any goggles that would match my outfit, so sure the fuck enough, as im doin this, one bigass spark shoots right in my eye. I didnt think much of it at the time, but boy howdy, when it came time to set from geep, I was hurtin for certain. Next day went to eye doc, told em what happend, they looked and said I had a rather large chunk of oxidized iron lodged in my eyeball, so they gave me this super cool patch so I type this now, my eyes are patchless, but dialated as fuck for the second day…the lil dialating solution is supposed to last for like… a few hours right? Not…like 48 hours? Weak shite for me. ‘sall dandy.
Lets see..what else has been gerin ern…Oh went to my girls Junior Olympic qualification tournament over in, Moraga, CA, which is a little shy of … somewhere.. a little..farther. Anyway she played 3 games. Oh wait wait wait, before I go on, lemme tell ya how my hardcore my girl is ok? Alright. So probably…3-4 weeks ago, she breaks her finger, doing what you ask? Well playing water polo of course! Jermed it perty herd. Lemme jus say…shes pretty tough and perty hot. Anyway, she broke her finger, and insteada stayin out fer a bittle lit, she ferkin has still been playin, hard and good I might add, jus the way ya mutha likes it. It was pretty nasty injury at first heres anerther pic er ther injery. Crazy eh? Anyway she did crazy good at the tourney and now you can say that shes a Junior Olympian. Yes indeed.
So im jus reminding everyone about how from the streets I am in this pic reppin 650 as hard as I can without anymore more strain on my eye, or ginourmous pupils.. My sugah looks hardcore enough next to her dream ride but I must say… when it comes to automobiles I guess I seem to have better taste.
Well thats all I hafta say, cause my vision is 100% blur-i-fied, Ill try to update more from now on, and uh..oh few quickies fore I depart to summerschool:
Nathan Gill
Your ability to lick your own titty will forever astound me and take my breathe away, it shall be the force from which I absorb strength from. Your a cool cat, and..dont piss Leo off cause he’ll shock ya ass.
Matty Ebert
Have we fallen out of touch? Or have we jus not touched enough? Whichever it is I think its time we warm our asses in your sweet ride and cruise and sing some freebird rounda fire…GOC is coming sir.
Stephan Romeyn
I’ll find the wallet soon enough shitglue.
Randall Scott Hoppes
One hellova cook, with huge forearms and biceps, oh Randy…(*sigh*) your my heroooo.
Margaret Harbison
What the shit? Did you know she moved to Florida already? Cerz Nerk derdnt@!
Ashley Slocum
Goin to some camp for a bittle lit? (3 weeks?) Iono bout you guys, but I know I cant go 3 weeks without one of her crazy webshots, so this should keep ya busy for …3 weeks:
Im sure I prolly forgot some people, but are you gonna yell atta blind man? Or a man who had a obtuse foreign body abrase his cornea? Dint think so bia.
