Aint Nothin But a Gangsta Pawwwtyyy
Holy moly a hellova time was had last night too bad Matt Ebert was in D.C. shakin hands with the prez or something…misssinnn outtt bro. Luckily my boys Kai and Jojo could attend so my ride was kind enough to pick those guys up. Of course the dog was ridin along but JoJo dint seem to mind. Got to Kelly’s, she ice cream and other tasty treats waiting, Colleen was doing her homework and no one else was there yet so we drove over to our place for me to buy the bizooze, 3 bags and fitty dollas later we were back and the things were getting warmmm. Em and Ash showed their fancy faces, Ryder was in la casa Rob musta drank a bottle of sav before he came over because he was reakkinggg of it, my boy doug showed and even my cousin Colin came and he was packin heat too as you can tell..Maybe I forgot to mention some people…or a lotta people but hey wha ya gonna do? Hugs were givin out for free while others were charged. No fights, jus some “my man aintcho babies daddy” between Em and Ash hard for me to regulate anything or summon my bouncer powers only because gravity seemed to be kickin my ass..and after that sippa paradise things jus started to get a lil trippy and from there it was all flashes and poses. Good times though, Kelly knows how to lay it down thanks for another action packed eve girl.
So I joined up at the YMCA the other day, kinda shabby but the weights are heavy enough and the price is right. Lotta naked saggy ass in the locker room and the aisles are narrow, you do the math..I’m keepin my boxers on, my junk heavily guraded, those smirks better not be for me…The whole place kinda smells funny, maybe its old guy sweat or maybe it’s young guy sweat, either way its pretty haggard.. Nice to workout somewhere besides the school though although they’re about the same in terms of everything, cept the weight room at school smells more like dust than geiser/youngster sweat.
Check this thing out that Kai put together in his calculus class. Pretty attractive if I do say so myself hes got the talent, hes got notion hes got what it takes to satisfy every emoootionnn hes the sneaky little ninja that cuts num chucks your mind, hes got style hes got grace and hes also very kind.
So as for the site, I’ve been promisin and deliverin a little, hopefully that will change soon, but maybe it won’t, seems like all the biggie sites that were around when I started the game and downsizing and goin the way of the blog, don’t know whether to stand strong or cave lika lilll bitchhh..Either way imma try to stay above the rest and deliver what I got better than anybody else, till than, you gotta go sign my guestbook
– Calvin and Hobbes Snowman Tribute
– Badass Rubber Band Gun
– Worst Album Covers Ever
– Childrens book…about weed
– The Official ANTI Haley Joel Osment Site
– Images from the Hubble thing
– Airplane Napkin Collection
– Go scrape that shit up
Fer Sizzler
So this is the first post on the brand spankin new news script, lot more features, like word count, Antispam capabilities, and ya can’t forget this clean new look. I know it’s not totally stretched out, I’ll fix that when I fix it, but for now you can enjoy in all its squished glory.
So anyway, I felt that the bird was dry, but my wonderful Zia( who claims to read the site daily, and also threatend me if I posted that pic of her ) seemed to enjoy it. Did I mention I ate the dinner at my Nano’s (Italian for grampa I think), he can’t cutta bird like my Uncle, but boy can he inhale one. Dinner took way to long to get on the table, so I busied myself with creating a perfect boxing dinosaur etch-a-sketch drawing for which I received much praise and acclaim. I also ventured beyond the confines of my Nano’s “very expensive black iron fence” and into the vastness of his backyard Orchard with my other zia she pointed at stuff, I looked on, than I climbed up a tree By the time we were done with that jibba jabba we could see that the bird has landed and we could hear the angry spearing of the forks beginning.
Dinner was aight, once again those candied yams took the pie, hadda little coffee that tasted like cinnamon, made some funny faces with the cousins and maintained composure while the evil ankle nibbling shitdogs from hell jumped all over everyone.
So I went home with my Uncle William, he’s the good one, the one I get my height and positive traits from. Heez gotta flippin sweet pad over in Danville, hes got a flippin sweet workplace that he bangs buck with daily, complete witha warehouse of state-of-the-art audio visual equipment, server, and the 178 pound ball of tape oh and did I mention he has his own office…cause he does
First day there we took his batmobile-like Corvette over to Arioness Custom Motorcyle shop, where I was a witness to the supreme awesomeness that lay in front of me, they had some real nice stuff, I picked this one out for myself, but the prices were a little steep. Just for the record, my uncle is the shit.
So I took my camera to school on Wednesday and took some snaps and failed to post em before now so here I go!
Alex lookin funny in 1rst period science/physics class whatever it is, Adam flips me off, Alexa looks flattering between classes, Eebs makes “the face”, Evelynn looks hillarious, My boy Fahaad, John Ferrel with his blonde hair, Classic Grayson expression, John boy,Funniest photo I’ve taken inna while,
Leonard COX, Ricky, Kelsie’s old paperboy that got fired, Wong. And my pops sent me this portrait Allison did of me when I was jus a wee bia.
– Britney Out-white-trashes herself
– Aska Genie
– Holy Ode to Bob Saget
– Blatent Sexism is funny
– How to throw cards lika ninja
– Best MySpace Ever
– ALLAH ALLAHHHHH!
Got up, Stood Up
Rode in Joe’s sexy, sexy Camaro, lovin that sweet eye candy
its true that automobile is one sweat piece of ass, but its no Randy
smellin the soul of a true cuban stick,
Joe repeating himself again and again, made me call him a prick
Its true, Big Joe himself showed his ass up at my place and tossed me in his hoe on wheels, with the promise of good cruisin. Glided across the pave to Medium Joe’s house. Now I know most of you have no idea who im talkin about, but Medium Joe is the dude who came to school on the last day sportin the pimp ass silk suit, with the slick top hat and all that shiz. David Lorraine there tambien, jus another chill ass bia to add to my book. mmm hmm. Good times.
Last day of school was yessaday, I took pics, I took no shit, I took the day off, and I took sugah wiff me :D. Got me a pic with myrussian buddies, got me a pic wiff my sugah, ate the green, and got in between with Grande Joe, that lil pimp alex sanchez almost consumed my camera, I got quality time with the roach, I got actual molage, I mean footage of my spanish teacher and the unborn fetus on her face, I got down with Mr. Terry and I got my PINK SLIP, yeh das right bitches, ill be drivin on your mommas bumper perty soon.
So that was than, today is today, and know what I did tooday? I slept. Till noon, and than I hit the snoozer and slept lika boozer till 2, woke up a lil groggy and thought about what I wanted to do. Dig the rhyme another time :D. You have no idea how much watermelon I have consumed today…and ya know they make that shit seedless now? Wowzers meng…I bet its all genetically…”enhanced” watch me acquire the ability to turn into any fruit I want or something…crazy…Yeh And than Cahill shows up sportin his bumpin ride. Yeh boiii, than he shows me this shit that was hiding in the trunk! Shit son, you could dry your clothes on somethin like that..or..have..bean races.Yessir…bean races..
Funny pictures:
Talented Rodents – Compton Ass Ride – Asian Kid Eater – Fat Man onna boat…with…hand ears – Hardcore Monster Porn – Nick Brady and Leo Grill III – Monkey Luvahs – Tard Ref – Angry Ogars – not so super when hes under my tire – Randy as a child.
Oh and I updated the photos section, and I plan on updating the site more cause its summer, or maybe I’ll update it less whoooo knowsss. Also, I want sommore gerd affiliates so if your interested be sure to e-mail me at [email protected]. Laters players.
Collective Flow
So ya know Leo is the pimp shit, lovin it harder than Joe Joe loves his cake. We threw this together, all the good parts come from him, hes finally cuttin loose all the thinkin, and got a lil help from his buddy “drinkin.” Yessuh yessuh, rumble young meng rumble.
now the days have come and gone,
with u it seems like the time stands still.
but father time has passed on us,
passed and gone away
away like the songs of tommorow
gone with words of today
cold with the thought of now
Theo: hot with the tought of tommorow
I run shit in conditioning, we hadta run around some stuff, up some stuff, down some stuff, and fuckin stuffed the competition, after I lapped dem beeches. Yeh bia. Damn right im better than yours.
Got home did the nap thing again, lovin it. Very much so, rocks hard, jus like Pepper, Pepper dude..look em up. Than I hear some pink bird rappin at my chamber door, you’d think that’d be kinda freaky, chillin in the magic maker one sec, than lookin up at two beedy eyes in my window :P. But I knew it was only Pinky and nothing more, and his Lenore. Heres a pic I took of the pinkest pinkies.
Know what I noticed? If im listening to music on my computer and I have the oppurtunity to change the song at will, I do. For example, maybe I jus like the hook for “Metallica – And Justice for All,” I’ll jus listen to the first 38 seconds or whatever of it, and go to the next song. Its like musical ADD. Other than that, I think im in the same boat as Pinky with the whole opposite of ADD, sittin, doin the same shit for hours. mmm hmmm Jussa thought stupid.
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