Got up, Stood Up
Rode in Joe’s sexy, sexy Camaro, lovin that sweet eye candy
its true that automobile is one sweat piece of ass, but its no Randy
smellin the soul of a true cuban stick,
Joe repeating himself again and again, made me call him a prick
Its true, Big Joe himself showed his ass up at my place and tossed me in his hoe on wheels, with the promise of good cruisin. Glided across the pave to Medium Joe’s house. Now I know most of you have no idea who im talkin about, but Medium Joe is the dude who came to school on the last day sportin the pimp ass silk suit, with the slick top hat and all that shiz. David Lorraine there tambien, jus another chill ass bia to add to my book. mmm hmm. Good times.
Last day of school was yessaday, I took pics, I took no shit, I took the day off, and I took sugah wiff me :D. Got me a pic with myrussian buddies, got me a pic wiff my sugah, ate the green, and got in between with Grande Joe, that lil pimp alex sanchez almost consumed my camera, I got quality time with the roach, I got actual molage, I mean footage of my spanish teacher and the unborn fetus on her face, I got down with Mr. Terry and I got my PINK SLIP, yeh das right bitches, ill be drivin on your mommas bumper perty soon.
So that was than, today is today, and know what I did tooday? I slept. Till noon, and than I hit the snoozer and slept lika boozer till 2, woke up a lil groggy and thought about what I wanted to do. Dig the rhyme another time :D. You have no idea how much watermelon I have consumed today…and ya know they make that shit seedless now? Wowzers meng…I bet its all genetically…”enhanced” watch me acquire the ability to turn into any fruit I want or something…crazy…Yeh And than Cahill shows up sportin his bumpin ride. Yeh boiii, than he shows me this shit that was hiding in the trunk! Shit son, you could dry your clothes on somethin like that..or..have..bean races.Yessir…bean races..
Talented Rodents – Compton Ass Ride – Asian Kid Eater – Fat Man onna boat…with…hand ears – Hardcore Monster Porn – Nick Brady and Leo Grill III – Monkey Luvahs – Tard Ref – Angry Ogars – not so super when hes under my tire – Randy as a child.
Oh and I updated the photos section, and I plan on updating the site more cause its summer, or maybe I’ll update it less whoooo knowsss. Also, I want sommore gerd affiliates so if your interested be sure to e-mail me at [email protected]. Laters players.