The Goblets of Rock Were Raised!
Yeh well I hope you know this is the third time im typin this sonofabitch post out, I accidentally closed the damn thing twice already, rabbits foot don’t fail me now! So lotta haps in the past few days love bein busy tho knaw mean? Anyway, Kai and I, we was chillin at my palace, really up to no good, he was in the front room gettin his pater walo skills on with my big black ball while I was in my room, tryin on lingerie. This went on for far too long until Eebshit us up, hard, apparently he wasn’t the only with the jones in his bones for rockin. It was rainin out, but we don’t have a very high combined brain cell count, I had my guitar strapped round my neck slippin and slidin down muddy declines while Kai tooka leak, that’s a hot pic huh? Whatever, freaks…got to Eebs, ran the last part with my axe swingin like…testicles..or something, which were also wet. Jay Kay. Anywhoo all I had was my acoustic so I had to compete with the awesome power that is the strat / marshall amp combo!. And with its powers combined! We were rockin like beasts! It was mad good times man, I got all black and white, seemed to catch on too, cause eebs got it too!. Hell man it was addictive, Kai himself tried to get in on the mix, but he needed a little pat on the rear to get his little ninja ass in gear! Soon enough it was like a collective jam 18 strings in the mix, 6 hands workin overtime to find that rhythym so that Eebs could ignite it with his flaming solo, and I was doin my hardest to lay down the fly rhythym. Battling axes man, me then Eebs, yeh we was jammin alright jammin hard, and that was that.
Jus realized I haven’t been to Pinky’s in some days, that’s no good like I said, Imma busy bia and dontcha ferget iot. Went to the gym with my pops yesterday, I made him lay straight across the benchpress structure and I repped him a couple of times, no biggy. Yeh, oh did I mention he left the keys in the ignition and locked us out of the car? Our phones were in the car too, remember that low brain cell count I mentioned earlier? Well its hereditary. We walked home from the YMCA, a good hour and a half speed walk, with my pops thighs squeaking together all the while, but it’s cool cause I was too, coulda started a fire with them things, or at least make some sweet cricket music. Got home to a locked door, oh did I mention my dad left the keys in the fucking car?? So I had to hope my girth-alicious gluteous maximus through my dink ass window. Whatta day hmm?
I was talkin to Ash the other day, apparently, after falling victim to dumbass-itis she finally got her pics on her digital camera to transfer onto her computer, and I share some with you now: heres that one of me and ash where I got a faded smile, TEE HEE ^_^. heres that one of me carrying miho cause she was takin a little nap at Eebsies new years bash. Actually all these pics Ash sent me are a few months old, but far from stale! Heres a crew shot of me and my drinkin buddies. I like this pic cause Matty boy is a lil seepy himself, oh how cute! Speakin of kizzute, heres Eebs and Kelly and Eebs and Meg, quite simply precious!
So todays Monday, some holiday? Maybe? All I know is it’s hella nice outside and I got about infinity assloads of homework I gotta do now while all the other boys and girls play jacks outside :(. All is bueno though, this was pretty the best weekend ever, I have a very deep appreciation for scary movies, huffalump mutha fucka!
Before I leave you all, wanna let ya know that the rumors are true; I am sorta workin on a new layout for the site, I think imma keep the whole dropdown menu thing cause I’ve got nothing but positive feedback about it, but if you wanna be a jerk guy and talk some schmack feel free to e-mail me at [email protected] and say it to my inbox bia! Azn Fury himself suggested I go in a orange and blue direction, and I know better than to get on his bad side, so I’m thinkin NBHQ is orange/blue bound. Keep checkin back for updates and sign my guestbook again 🙂
– Etai wore this on a shirt and got expelled from my school
– Crazy news where im from
– 6 Legged Frog
– Crazy mars site
– Funny biblical captions
– A funny Jiff! Giff, Geff?
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Picture Me Rollin
Hands tick not and this time stands still
The arms stay stiff, I think this clock is ill
The moon shines bright but this night is dead
Movie still plays but I can’t picture the frames ahead
The weight is heavy and it strains the soul
Path is clear and yet I strain to see the goal
Well I’ve seen better weeks, but I’m still here keepin on keepin. Better than keeping, I feel revitalized and refreshed witha renewed interest. Past few months have been foggy with bad scoobies, and this break jus parted the clouds. I think I’m finally snappin out of a lotta shit that held me back and pulled me away from the people I love a lot. So now all I can say is, sorry for the bullshit and thank you to all of my buddies and girlies who were there to dish out the free hugs. Everything seems to be gettin better, gotta jus step back and watch the stars shoot I guess.
So anyway I’m sure your all wondering jus what it is I am up to these winter days. I been keepin busy, running like crazy, probably 12 miles in the last 2 days, lifting with Matty at his rich people’s gym. Went cruisin with my number one partner in crime Randy in his superfly ride, bumpin beat, rollin around town watching people scurry back inside their houses. Stopped off at our old friend Brendon Beck’s pad who’s in town for a few weeks till he goes back to Canada for his hockey school. Now I don’t know if any of you guys remember this cat, but he hasn’t changed a bit, genuine cool guy, grew a bittle lit and still has all his teeth.
The other day after a doc apointment I was walkin up the street to grabba coffee when I saw three modest older ladies huffin and puffin trying to get their furniture off the moving truck and into their new place. So I offered my assistance and made a few trips with a few couches and loveseats up some stairs. No biggie it only took like 20 minutes and the coffee would stay hot. So anyway as I was bidding my adou and wishing the best for em, one of the ladies reaches in her purse and INSISTED I accept twenty big ones. Yeh homie, 20 bucks for twenty minutes of voluntary services, hell yes. I don’t know why I mentioned that but I was one of the more interesting parts of my day.
I went to a interesting party the other night with Mattyboy, it was more of an all male get together to eat hotpockets and watch The Might Ducks on VHS and I’ll admit I was skeptical upon arrival. I didn’t know many of the fellas cause they all went to Serra which as we know is an all sausage population. Anyway all skepticism diminished after about 30 minutes into the movie when the guys were adding in their own commentary and hoots and hollers in tribute to Emilio Estevez. Goes to show ya how even the hottest of hotpockets can make you slap your knee.
So as I’m reading this post over I realize that you must be a little disapointed that this is all ya get after my five or however many days of absence I had. Wull shioi it is about 2 in the morning and I hadda busy day so you jus gotta let me let u let yourself love me and my post. But I do have a lot of content that I wanna put into the site and I also plan on buying a new host right after new years so the site will be hella faster and more spacious. So if I were you and believe me I would love to be, jus keep checkin in daily cause believe me I do plan on posting everyday again over the break and blieve that they wont be as shitty as this one. But heres a stupid funny ass pic to laugh at and a large assortment of links too:
– Color Blind Test
– Tough Sonofabitch
– Lego Bush
– Have a Ghetto X-Mas
– Special iPods
– Its only like my favorite animal!
– Bear guys…
– Man lubes up hotel room
– Crazy Dunks
– She fuckin blocked me
– 12 STD’s of X-mas
– Stupid Bags
– Playdoh Master
– Inflatable Church
– Stoner meets Flash
– How to make a 4 yr old cry
– Rent a midget
In Joy & Sorrow
Well I should be at the Warfield right now watchin this guy sing, and these guys play rock n roll music, I should be raisin my torch to “Fortress of Tears” I should be rockin hard to “Siginum Diaboli”…nope nope…not tonight, nor tomorrow night. POSTPONED!! Now usually when you think of an event being postponed, you think it’ll take place maybe a week, maybe even two weeks later right? Right??? Hoozaa boot FEBRUARY 28TH!! Why I ask? I don’t know why it’s postponed, probably overestimation of ticket sales, so if you live in the bay area, I suggest pickin up some tickets
Well asides from that, I gave my debate in english today, had to give my affirmative rebuttal on sweat shops, I wasn’t as nervous as I should have been, I’m not really sure how I did, Leo said, and I quote : “You sounded like…hella smart and shit at first, than uh…your shit got all retarded”. Gotta love critics right?
I didn’t go running today, first time I skipped it in weeks, I ended up sleeping from about 3:30 to 6:00, boy oh boy powernapping is my new sport. Woke up to screeching and ringing, from either inside or outside, I don’t know; the fucks outside were working hard “testing out” every single alarm my top of the line apartment complex is equipped with. So as I drifted in and out of sweet, sweet slumber I was greeted with a sampler platter of different shrill blips and clammering bells, fire alarms to that idiotic power outage alarm I told you about, and as if the stupid alarms weren’t enough you could hear the screwballs yelling back and forth to each other, “Ey bobby whats this one do?” I wanna be an alarm tester when I grow up.
So Kelsie sent me a link to this amateur photographer’s website, who has been snappin flashes at our girls water polo team for a few years now and he jus developed his latest batch, I share them with you now: Our dashing goalie, Alexa blocks the shit outta some other pug fugly opponenet, I don’t know about this shot but it kinda looks like Julia is drownin somebody, heres my girlgetting almost out of the water almost to her ass level, a physical impossibility for most, Meg pumpin shotty at the non-hotty, and heres another of meg, heres Michelle shootin, heres one of Asuka. I was lookin at some of the other schools this guy took photos of, and I gotta say we probably have the most attractive girls water polo team in the universe, jus take a look at the competiton
So its December already, November was cool…was a great month for NBHQ we were jus short of 10,000 different people that visited, hopefully we can hit that this year, got about 895638 hits thats damn close to a million! So be sure to spread the word bout the site, send me pics, send me funny shit, so this shit can get bigger. E-mail me at [email protected]
– Avril Lavigne is one ugly entity!
– Single guy’s mind
– JLO’s boob popping out
– Fat man’s diary
– Martha Stewart’s Prison Diary
– Pregnant for 50 Years?
– Pepsi Spice Project
– Prison Modeling
– Bring our soldiers home!
– Smash your cellphone
– Bring our soldiers home!
– An island jus for dogs?
– 3rd Grade Geography Game
– Smash your cellphone
I am the Bullgod you Understand?
Today was the day I spent conversing and rehearsing for this speech that I would deliver to you masses.
Now I could use this dark cloud to pull it over my face or I could turn it into steam and steamroll your asses.
My conceptions were conceived through hard hitting heat and cold running sweat
Some locks were made to be picked and this safe isnt safe, one more twist, thats my bet
One more turn, one less scream, one more turn, one less wrong,
Two more times and the voice is gone, two times and theres no more song
I like to listen to the Ghetto Boyz – My Minds Playin Tricks on me over and over lately, I play the beginning two or three times before I listen to the rest, I rewind it after about 8 seconds and listen to it again and again. I like when Randy comes over and we go to get chinee food and he orders crap chicken and tosses his penis mushrooms at me while I slap him with my pork fat. I think people that speed up as they drive past us in cars are cool, and I think its cool when people honk in tunnels for no reason. I think that it’s not cool when people try to trip me when I’m trying to run up a steep dirt hill because im liable to soil my chin, palms, and undergarments. But I still think pork is cool.
John Ferrel almost electrocuted himself in electronics today, I’m glad he didn’t cause hes a pretty cool dude who bangs his head on hard desks, so I’m glad hes alive and can / will do it tommorow. Heres to you Johnny Boy!
So this chic I used to see back in the day got in a little scruff witha paparazzi splooser, and her bitch asks WASSSUP? is a most questioning position, while Justin is doing this, Cammy jacks the camera and runs to the nearest pawn shop so she can hock it and buy crack to smoke with her friend Brit.
NOTE: Site should be fully functional by Monday, and should be kickin ass by the Monday after.
– Very cool song, Sav C – Actions Speak
– Ghetto Boyz – My Minds Playin Tricks On Me
– Download Sean Paul – Dutty Rock Album
– Download Jay-Z – The Black Album
– Would you eat this?
– Hobo’s rapsheet
– Mugshots
– Funny rock throwing game
– Zoom in hella
– The Tower becomes the Towed
– Videogame Smut – Funniest One
– Pimped out bed