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Picture Me Rollin

Hands tick not and this time stands still
The arms stay stiff, I think this clock is ill
The moon shines bright but this night is dead
Movie still plays but I can’t picture the frames ahead
The weight is heavy and it strains the soul
Path is clear and yet I strain to see the goal

Well I’ve seen better weeks, but I’m still here keepin on keepin. Better than keeping, I feel revitalized and refreshed witha renewed interest. Past few months have been foggy with bad scoobies, and this break jus parted the clouds. I think I’m finally snappin out of a lotta shit that held me back and pulled me away from the people I love a lot. So now all I can say is, sorry for the bullshit and thank you to all of my buddies and girlies who were there to dish out the free hugs. Everything seems to be gettin better, gotta jus step back and watch the stars shoot I guess.

So anyway I’m sure your all wondering jus what it is I am up to these winter days. I been keepin busy, running like crazy, probably 12 miles in the last 2 days, lifting with Matty at his rich people’s gym. Went cruisin with my number one partner in crime Randy in his superfly ride, bumpin beat, rollin around town watching people scurry back inside their houses. Stopped off at our old friend Brendon Beck’s pad who’s in town for a few weeks till he goes back to Canada for his hockey school. Now I don’t know if any of you guys remember this cat, but he hasn’t changed a bit, genuine cool guy, grew a bittle lit and still has all his teeth.

The other day after a doc apointment I was walkin up the street to grabba coffee when I saw three modest older ladies huffin and puffin trying to get their furniture off the moving truck and into their new place. So I offered my assistance and made a few trips with a few couches and loveseats up some stairs. No biggie it only took like 20 minutes and the coffee would stay hot. So anyway as I was bidding my adou and wishing the best for em, one of the ladies reaches in her purse and INSISTED I accept twenty big ones. Yeh homie, 20 bucks for twenty minutes of voluntary services, hell yes. I don’t know why I mentioned that but I was one of the more interesting parts of my day.

I went to a interesting party the other night with Mattyboy, it was more of an all male get together to eat hotpockets and watch The Might Ducks on VHS and I’ll admit I was skeptical upon arrival. I didn’t know many of the fellas cause they all went to Serra which as we know is an all sausage population. Anyway all skepticism diminished after about 30 minutes into the movie when the guys were adding in their own commentary and hoots and hollers in tribute to Emilio Estevez. Goes to show ya how even the hottest of hotpockets can make you slap your knee.

So as I’m reading this post over I realize that you must be a little disapointed that this is all ya get after my five or however many days of absence I had. Wull shioi it is about 2 in the morning and I hadda busy day so you jus gotta let me let u let yourself love me and my post. But I do have a lot of content that I wanna put into the site and I also plan on buying a new host right after new years so the site will be hella faster and more spacious. So if I were you and believe me I would love to be, jus keep checkin in daily cause believe me I do plan on posting everyday again over the break and blieve that they wont be as shitty as this one. But heres a stupid funny ass pic to laugh at and a large assortment of links too:

– Color Blind Test
– Tough Sonofabitch
– Lego Bush
– Have a Ghetto X-Mas
– Special iPods
– Its only like my favorite animal!
– Bear guys…
– Man lubes up hotel room
– Crazy Dunks
– She fuckin blocked me
– 12 STD’s of X-mas
– Stupid Bags
– Playdoh Master
– Inflatable Church
– Stoner meets Flash
– How to make a 4 yr old cry
– Rent a midget

I am the Bullgod you Understand?

Today was the day I spent conversing and rehearsing for this speech that I would deliver to you masses.
Now I could use this dark cloud to pull it over my face or I could turn it into steam and steamroll your asses.
My conceptions were conceived through hard hitting heat and cold running sweat
Some locks were made to be picked and this safe isnt safe, one more twist, thats my bet
One more turn, one less scream, one more turn, one less wrong,
Two more times and the voice is gone, two times and theres no more song

I like to listen to the Ghetto Boyz – My Minds Playin Tricks on me over and over lately, I play the beginning two or three times before I listen to the rest, I rewind it after about 8 seconds and listen to it again and again. I like when Randy comes over and we go to get chinee food and he orders crap chicken and tosses his penis mushrooms at me while I slap him with my pork fat. I think people that speed up as they drive past us in cars are cool, and I think its cool when people honk in tunnels for no reason. I think that it’s not cool when people try to trip me when I’m trying to run up a steep dirt hill because im liable to soil my chin, palms, and undergarments. But I still think pork is cool.

John Ferrel almost electrocuted himself in electronics today, I’m glad he didn’t cause hes a pretty cool dude who bangs his head on hard desks, so I’m glad hes alive and can / will do it tommorow. Heres to you Johnny Boy!

So this chic I used to see back in the day got in a little scruff witha paparazzi splooser, and her bitch asks WASSSUP? is a most questioning position, while Justin is doing this, Cammy jacks the camera and runs to the nearest pawn shop so she can hock it and buy crack to smoke with her friend Brit.

NOTE: Site should be fully functional by Monday, and should be kickin ass by the Monday after.

– Very cool song, Sav C – Actions Speak
– Ghetto Boyz – My Minds Playin Tricks On Me
– Download Sean Paul – Dutty Rock Album
– Download Jay-Z – The Black Album
– Would you eat this?
– Hobo’s rapsheet
– Mugshots
– Funny rock throwing game
– Zoom in hella
– The Tower becomes the Towed
– Videogame Smut – Funniest One
– Pimped out bed

All I Know is Everything

First of all, its 9:27 PM and my momma jus made din din for herself, rice with something, fills this whole place with a fart-like aroma that tugs at each one of my nose hairs, damn thats vile and I’m not even the one who has to eat it. Second of all, my good companion Cahill got hisself a FOUR DAY SUSPENTION for getting caught changing his grade, my grade, and Shell Fish’s grade in our english class, me and Shell were careful not to divulge to anyone that Cahill did it, but he balled it out and confessed. Aint thatta bitch, I hope his parents don’t chew his ass too hard, cause he needs that ass for women fishing. Keep yer head up Kay-Hizz.

Did I mention I got my student ID card today, looks jus as normal as the other two but I think the flash scared my hair into a frantic state. Who knows… I can’t sleep, my mind keeps racing around and I think about everything too much, and I don’t mean that in a profound wannabe EMO way at all, I jus miss slumber. It’s like im theres a constant debate in my head and I’m contemplating the differently between logic and moral, and how to cope with hate and anger, and love and hugs. Either way not a single drop of drool has touched my pillow for some time now, and i miss waking up to the smell of my own oral secretions.

You notice how Jay-Z has been mixing his Black Album tunes with what seems to be every artist lately? Well there was the Grey Album where DJ Dangermouse mixed JAY-Z lyrics with Beatles tunes and that was bitchin as all get out. Than I see Jay himself bouncin around on a stage with Linkin Park and that was the shit to say the least, and now, which I’m sure almost no one knows about cept for me and Pinky theres the Double Black Album which is Jay-Z and Metallica, good god it’s awesome, I haven’t found a full download link yet but you can click here for a little audio sample, which is assloads better than nothing. Enjoy.

– Come Closer
– Design your own Superhero
– My Superhero
– Some weirdass…text thing..movie
– Star Wars Episode 3 Trailer ( For Pinky )
– Buy one of my friend’s computers