Scotty Dont!
Live no more that is, as the jury voted that he be be put to death on the 17th I believe. Take a look at the crowds reaction! I don’t know man, what would you do if you were on that jury? I’d shoot for the life sentence, cause a lifetime of guilt jus seems just for sucha horrific crime. But I cause the death penalty is kinda like the fast lane version of the life sentence. Whatever meng, I wouldn’t be laughin if I were the guy, thats fer damn sher:
Heres a log of me and Pinky commentating over the issue at hand:
[22:26] Stephan: why in fucks name is he smiling
[22:26] KING nicky KID: seriously
[22:26] KING nicky KID: fuckin asshole
[22:27] Stephan: dude
[22:27] Stephan: the last time cali killed somone was in 78
[22:27] Stephan: death now is just like lif
[22:28] Stephan: sept for less privliges in the prison
[22:28] KING nicky KID: i think life in prison would be way worse
[22:28] KING nicky KID: fuckin
[22:28] KING nicky KID: scottys asshole would be in constand danger
[22:28] KING nicky KID: cause
[22:28] KING nicky KID: hes the asshole who killed a god damn fetu
[22:28] KING nicky KID: s
[22:28] KING nicky KID: with malice intentions
[22:28] KING nicky KID: abortion is diff
[22:28] KING nicky KID: cause
[22:28] KING nicky KID: theree gods
[22:28] KING nicky KID: seriously
[22:28] KING nicky KID: if i get rich
[22:28] KING nicky KID: imma donate to planned parenthood
[22:29] KING nicky KID: but not that much
[22:29] KING nicky KID: cause ill be greedy
[22:29] KING nicky KID: and rich
[22:29] Stephan: yes
[22:29] Stephan: yes you will
[22:30] Stephan: but dude
[22:30] Stephan: the deatth penalty is just like life in prison
[22:31] Stephan: well actually i think life would be worse
[22:31] Stephan: because hed be a bit free-er in the prison
[22:31] Stephan: so it woul dbe like running backwords throw a corn field
[22:31] KING nicky KID: 😛
[22:31] KING nicky KID: that’s a shitty life
[22:32] Stephan: i still think the gaurds will like
[22:32] Stephan: have like little 15 minute “go for it” sessions
[22:32] Stephan: get as many dongs in as possible in fifteen minutes
[22:32] Stephan: lol
[22:32] Stephan: and no one will care if he complains
[22:33] KING nicky KID: oh god that’s gross
[22:33] Stephan: lol
[22:33] Stephan: very possible thoguh
[22:33] KING nicky KID: ey
[22:33] KING nicky KID: imma post this online
[22:33] KING nicky KID: lol
Well Kairon drew that for me about a week ago and I had misplaced it until now, I think it’s pretty straight to tell you the truth, kinda reminds me of Batman.
That’s all I have to say, heres a couple of links:
– Moshing Santa Claus
– Old 80’s Commercials
– Do I needa Jacket?
Thorn in my Hoof
I no longer like my computer, I am tempted to sell it and start on a new one. This box that I got has been nothing but trouble, I’m beginning to adopt Pinky’s theory that all electronics are haunted. I don’t know what the hell is this things problem, a faulty power supply? A CPU that jus doesn’t have the cache to push on? I don’t know and I don’t care, this thing is goin on craigslist as soon as possible, right on time for X-Mas so I can milk all the money out of some new kid on the block lookin for a suitable specimen to play his games on. Whatever, I don’t need all this power, all these lil LED’s, there bliding anyway. My anger comes from an event that took place only a handful of minutes ago when I was workin on a project on womens’ rights, ya know, getting in touch with my feminine side when *BLINK* The sonofabitch shuts off. Notta reboot, ohhhh no, that would be too predictable, instead the thing blatently spreads both cheeks and pinches my face with em. So what the hell am I supposed to do about it? I can only press the damn power button sixy jergin times! So how bout I flip the actual power supply switch off and than back on? Hmmm? Well that did the trick and I was back online thank god for that stupid bastard of a paper clip for saving my work without me control essing him. 10 minutes later, before I could put a period to my sentence, *BLINK*…
Well I got a
haircut today, I think it looks stupid and short, like the guy from that show. I don’t know why im sucha hoe when it comes to my hair and I don’t know why my mom gives a goose aboot it. It was jus startin to grow on me again ( bow to my pun ) and than I gotta go and get it all cut up. Good thing I grow lika damn chia pet.
Oh and also, christmas is here, and it got sap all over my hands! Thats right ya little jerks, I got my very own Christmas tree. Ya see, for years my mom has been goin to the same lot right nexta Ross and Rite Aid n stuff, and every year the same pack of Tongans/Samoan gentlemen run it and think my mom is where it’s at. Now I’m never with her when she does this, but myth has it that she works the charm on these pacific islanders and slips a fat twenty in their sarongs or what not and with one swift contraction of their massive forearms and calfs we gotta tree in our minivan. And that kiddies is how momma claus brings Saint Nick christmas!
Aside from a tree my momma bought me 3 days worth of food, and wow I do enjoy my bite sized miniwheat. I also do enjoy this very much:
All I Know is Everything
First of all, its 9:27 PM and my momma jus made din din for herself, rice with something, fills this whole place with a fart-like aroma that tugs at each one of my nose hairs, damn thats vile and I’m not even the one who has to eat it. Second of all, my good companion Cahill got hisself a FOUR DAY SUSPENTION for getting caught changing his grade, my grade, and Shell Fish’s grade in our english class, me and Shell were careful not to divulge to anyone that Cahill did it, but he balled it out and confessed. Aint thatta bitch, I hope his parents don’t chew his ass too hard, cause he needs that ass for women fishing. Keep yer head up Kay-Hizz.
Did I mention I got my student ID card today, looks jus as normal as the other two but I think the flash scared my hair into a frantic state. Who knows… I can’t sleep, my mind keeps racing around and I think about everything too much, and I don’t mean that in a profound wannabe EMO way at all, I jus miss slumber. It’s like im theres a constant debate in my head and I’m contemplating the differently between logic and moral, and how to cope with hate and anger, and love and hugs. Either way not a single drop of drool has touched my pillow for some time now, and i miss waking up to the smell of my own oral secretions.
You notice how Jay-Z has been mixing his Black Album tunes with what seems to be every artist lately? Well there was the Grey Album where DJ Dangermouse mixed JAY-Z lyrics with Beatles tunes and that was bitchin as all get out. Than I see Jay himself bouncin around on a stage with Linkin Park and that was the shit to say the least, and now, which I’m sure almost no one knows about cept for me and Pinky theres the Double Black Album which is Jay-Z and Metallica, good god it’s awesome, I haven’t found a full download link yet but you can click here for a little audio sample, which is assloads better than nothing. Enjoy.
– Come Closer
– Design your own Superhero
– My Superhero
– Some weirdass…text thing..movie
– Star Wars Episode 3 Trailer ( For Pinky )
– Buy one of my friend’s computers
Fixer Upper
Greets and skeets to my followers, I need you now more than ever to aide me in this time of dilemna…What to do about this layout? I’m starting to despise this layout, and I was wonderin if you guys do too. Some feedback would be nice, so if you have an opinion, jus drop me a comment.
Anyway while your deliberating feast your eyes on some crazy/funny shit: