Grabbed my gal pal and zoo key and drove some miles to the San Francisco Zoo. I really came to see my penguin friends, but most of em were bein kinda timid. The same could not be said for the local peacock who was jus chillin around the premises, needless to say, Julia chased after it.
I think these are baboons or some other kinda monkey with the big red asses. Speakin of dem monkeys, I would be the alpha male and this would be Ian. For real though those gorillas are god damn swollen, jus check out those glutes gorilla booty rockin everywhere!
They even had your mom on exhibit.